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Shaving Like a Man
The American Prowler ^ | 2/15/2006 | Mark Gauvreau Judge

Posted on 02/14/2006 10:04:07 PM PST by nickcarraway

I have gone AWOL in the blade wars.

My desertion happened when I noticed that Gillette had issued Fusion, a razor with five, yes five, blades. This is in response to Schick's Quattro four-blade razor, which itself was a response to Gillette's three-blade Mach3 and Mach3Turbo, which uses a battery to make the razor vibrate and followed the Gillette two-blade Sensor, which was in competition with Schick's...

But enough. I am a Christian conservative Republican who believes in profits and free markets -- but I also know what planned obsolescence and scams are. And the shaving wars have been enough to (almost) turn me Marxist. Like poorly made shoes that fall apart after six month, bad pop music that sells zillions of CDs and then fades forever, and American cars that spend most of the time in the shop, modern razors are forever being repackaged as new, improved, dynamic, fresh, indispensable. It's one of the world's biggest scams.

The world's best razors were made over a hundred years ago, and there was no reason to change them. Men once went to the barber for a shave until, in the late 1800s, the safety razor arrived. The safety razor was a thing of beauty, an indestructible chrome weapon that sat snugly in the hand. Replacement blades were pennies for a dozen. Then something very sinister happened. In 1895 barber King Camp Gillette -- yes, that was his real name -- figured that he could make millions by marketing a disposable razor. The razor wouldn't shave any better than the safety razor -- in fact, it would be considerably worse -- but what difference did that make? There were holdouts, however. I remember seeing a safety razor in my grandfather's house, and my oldest brother used one well into the early 1970s. I remember knowing what the thing was but having no idea how it worked, and even thinking it a little strange. Thus was the feminization of American culture given another small push.

But by the time I began shaving in the early 1980s, the game was over. The art of shaving became the specialty of a few old barbers. This was depicted wonderfully in the movie Barber Shop. A young "hair stylist" is attempting to shave a customer, but handles his head like a boy playing with a Tonka truck. The old barber, played by Cedric the Entertainer, seizes the tools from the youngster and takes over. Shaving is an art, he explains. It's about quality, excellence, the masculinity of proper grooming. "When I'm done his face will be as smooth as Gary Coleman," he jokes. The younger barbers gather around, mesmerized by the "old school" method.

It's time to relearn that method. When I heard that Gillette was escalating, I went online and ordered an arsenal of old-school shaving supplies. I got a "classic" safety razor from Merkur, a German company that's been in the business for over a century. Then I ordered a genuine badger hair shaving brush and a tub of shaving cream from Truefitt and Hill, generally acknowledged as the world's first barbershop. Add to that after shave and an alum block, used to staunch nicks, and I was ready.

The reason I was ready for nicks and cuts is that several how-to shaving guides and websites warned that going from a disposable to a safety razor was like stepping up from a scooter to a BMW. Generations of girly-men had not used the proper stuff, and there would be a period of acclimation. It was like those primitive tribes that intentionally cut teenage boys to usher them into manhood.

That first day, I stepped out of the shower careful not to let my face dry. Old-school shaving is also called "wet" shaving, and the best way to do it is to keep your face as wet as possible. I picked up the Merkur. If you've spent most of your life using disposables or even the higher-end Sensors and Excels, the switch back to single-blade can be a real adjustment. For one thing, the razor is heavier. With a decent safety razor you don't push the blade mush; you simple let it glide down the face. I tried to remember all I had learned from the websites: always shave with the direction hair grows; shaving against results in razor burn. Don't force the blade.

Yet like a black labrador puppy's instinct to swim, it came easily, like a vestigial organ kicking back to life. And yes, the first few times I did cut myself -- but not as badly I had feared. Indeed, I had damaged my face much worse in the past using cheap disposables. But soon I got the hang of it. I was shaving. I was shaving like a man. Suddenly the last 40 years faded away -- the flower boys of the 1960s, the sensitive men of the 1970s, the androgynous pouters of the 1980s, the soft grungers of the 1990s -- and the crude, pseudo-masculine Maxim "lads" of today. This wasn't about the metrosexual goops and lotions of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, nor was it about the dumb, crude and sloppy man culture celebrated in beer -- and razor -- ads. It was about being a man, and a gentleman. It was about using the right tool for the job at hand. It was about those things that American manufacturers of everything from cars to clothes need to learn again: quality and excellence.

I believe in free markets and good businesses getting rich. Yet I also believe in quality that lasts, and that Americans are the best in the world at making thing if they put their minds to it. I hope that Gillette and Schick and whoever else wants to bring back American safety razors, and that they make millions of dollars and hire thousands of workers because of the popularity of said product. After all, there are certain things in this world that were done perfectly and cannot and should not be improved. Jesus lived a perfect life. The book is the ultimate form of conveying information. No one will sing "My Way" better than Sinatra. Michael Jordan was the best basketball player ever, period.

And the safety razor won't be improved upon. No matter how many blades they keep adding.

Mark Gauvreau Judge is the author of God and Man at Georgetown Prep: How I Became a Catholic Despite 20 Years of Catholic Schooling (Crossroad, 2005) and Damn Senators: My Grandfather and the Story of Washington's Only World Series Championship (Encounter, 2003).


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To: Billthedrill

ROFLMAO!


61 posted on 02/14/2006 11:29:02 PM PST by proud_yank (Good intentions + bad information = Recipe for disaster.)
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To: Ostlandr
If I may be so bold, she also doesn't consider male sexuality to be something alien, horrible and disgusting. Quite the opposite, in fact.

Lucky man. It took me like twelve years to disabuse mine of the notion that somehow female sexuality was inherently superior.

62 posted on 02/14/2006 11:30:18 PM PST by papertyger
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To: papertyger
Both like nothing better than talking about their feelings.

And drape and linnen shopping, the scented candle store, orthopedic slippers.......
63 posted on 02/14/2006 11:30:39 PM PST by proud_yank (Good intentions + bad information = Recipe for disaster.)
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To: Cincinnatus
Anybody remember the old Saturday Night Live mock commercial about the new three-blade system, "Because you'll believe anything"?

It was the "Triple Track" razor. LOL! I remember it. Remember "Khadaffi Jeans"?

64 posted on 02/14/2006 11:31:42 PM PST by FreedomCalls (It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security.")
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To: nopardons

Well see...

I am really impressed though that a thread about shaving is this popular.


65 posted on 02/14/2006 11:32:15 PM PST by proud_yank (Good intentions + bad information = Recipe for disaster.)
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To: nickcarraway

The razor is probably the 3rd most over-engineered personal hygiene product, with feminine hygiene products taking 2nd place and the almighty tooth brush taking #1.


66 posted on 02/14/2006 11:35:09 PM PST by right-wingin_It
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To: proud_yank
orthopedic slippers

Hey, you wanna talk sex toys, take it somewhere else, junior.

;^D

67 posted on 02/14/2006 11:36:58 PM PST by papertyger
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To: de Buillion
Does anyone know where I can get a 1960's Gillette adjustable(0-9) safety razor-Stainless steel? Thanks.

You can find anything, no matter how odd, on Ebay. I searched gillette safety razor and came up with 252 listings. A very quick look (like 30 seconds) found a "vintage" razor with a 1-9 setting.

You might have to wait a month, and check it every day; but I guarantee you that what you are looking for will show up...it's spooky...LOL!

68 posted on 02/14/2006 11:39:19 PM PST by garandgal
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To: right-wingin_It
The razor is probably the 3rd most over-engineered personal hygiene product, with feminine hygiene products taking 2nd place and the almighty tooth brush taking #1.

I would rank it second, after feminine hygiene products. I have read articles in metallurgical journals regarding laser welding procedures and fab processes used to make disposable razor cartridges.
69 posted on 02/14/2006 11:40:17 PM PST by proud_yank (Good intentions + bad information = Recipe for disaster.)
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To: Billthedrill
a couple of slaps of Hoppes #9 Powder Solvent

Ahh, Hoppes #9 has that magical smell that just says "Man!", it's that same "gearhead's pheremone" scent that WD-40 has. Sure there are better barrel cleaning products out there, but the ol' #9 works wonders.

70 posted on 02/14/2006 11:42:09 PM PST by boycottliberalhollywood.com (www.boycottliberalhollywood.com - www.twoamericas.us)
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To: nickcarraway

well i use my electric razor and finish off with a triple one as a touch up.....saves me a lot fo money because they are ridulously expensive. by this way you get a long time out of a replaceable razor...


71 posted on 02/14/2006 11:43:23 PM PST by Irishguy (How do ya LIKE THOSE APPLES!!!!)
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To: CheyennePress

just traded in the Mach3 for the Fusion(non battery) and trust me that the two extra blades are GREAT... a heavier head and a smoother slide and a much closer shave. I soak the beard in the shower and shave with a shower mirror under the hot water, and with a heavy beard, the Fusion is definitely an advance. Hate to pay more than $2 a replacement blade, but I make them last weeks and it takes me fewer strokes and less time with the new Fusion than before. Now I'll search eBay for cheaper refills... but with the reduced coupons, Costco has razor and 6 refills for $18.
babyface


72 posted on 02/14/2006 11:43:33 PM PST by christynsoldier (FACTA, NON VERBA ( Deeds , Not Words))
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To: right-wingin_It

Have you ever seen toilet paper being made?


73 posted on 02/14/2006 11:46:05 PM PST by papertyger
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To: Ostlandr

Your wife have a sister. I dated a GORGEOUS Persian girl who wanted a man who was less dominant.


74 posted on 02/14/2006 11:46:25 PM PST by Clemenza (I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked...)
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To: proud_yank

I read in a chemistry journal that the whitening strips people use on their teeth soften their enamel to the hardness of the dentin underneath -- in just one treatment! People are freegin' fools ...Let's put a 6th blade on the ole razor and see what it does, eh?


75 posted on 02/14/2006 11:46:58 PM PST by right-wingin_It
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To: garandgal

Thanks, I will look there. I bet that's gonna be a trip, I've never searched there before.


76 posted on 02/14/2006 11:47:14 PM PST by de Buillion (Give us your perverts, pedophiles, and sodomites. San Francisco wants YOU!)
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To: Petronski
Straight razors are the way to go on your face. They just take a little getting used to.

Shaving ones head however takes a bit more practice.

Trust me, I know.

L

77 posted on 02/14/2006 11:49:37 PM PST by Lurker (In God I trust. Everybody else shows me their hands.)
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To: right-wingin_It; papertyger

Looks like we've got some engineers/tech-geeks in the group!

Yeah, the whole cosmetics thing is just insane. Power to the people, if they want to pay for it.....


78 posted on 02/14/2006 11:50:33 PM PST by proud_yank (Good intentions + bad information = Recipe for disaster.)
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To: papertyger

No, but I bet with a name like "papertyger" you're the goto man in that area..hahah...Seriously, is there a connection?:)


79 posted on 02/14/2006 11:54:06 PM PST by right-wingin_It
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To: right-wingin_It

Right the first time, FRiend :-D


80 posted on 02/14/2006 11:56:36 PM PST by papertyger
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