Caption this Jack Cafferty CNN Photo

[april15Bendovr]

Jack & Soledad with some students doing a job-shadowing day at CNN.

[txkev]

"Kids remember, no matter what, it's Bush's fault!"

[april15Bendovr]

We have the same taste in ties kid and by the way I prefer male interns.

[BigSkyFreeper]

"Jack? When do we get to meet Neil Cavuto?"

[april15Bendovr]

Kids here is a pie chart on how we report the news in Iraq.

[edgrimly78]

Jack: You ever been in a news room before? Student: No sir, I've never been up in a news room before. Jack: You ever seen a grown man naked??
Good one

--Ever see the inside of a Turkish prison?

[Clemenza]

Jack: Well, Jawarhalal, I would love to teach you more about the news business. Join me in my private suite. I'll supply the champagne and Roofees (sp).

Soledad: (Thinking to herself) Why the f-ck am I still at this half-assed station? I'd rather be at Clemenza's place.

Two Girls: "Math is hard."

[ConservativeMan55]

LOL!

[ConservativeMan55]

bttt

[batmast]

Jack: ...You kids bring the beer like I told ya?

[wideminded]

Cafferty reminds me of Walter Winchell. I was not aware of his prior career, what ever that may have been. I'm not sure why he is on CNN.

[A.A. Cunningham]

Before he was running over bicyclists, "Hit and Run" Cafferty used to pick up meadow muffins at Turners' bison ranch.

CNN's Cafferty pleads guilty to hit-run in New York

But Tuesday, Cafferty was the story, being met by photographers as he entered a midtown court to plead guilty in a May 14 hit-and-run accident. According to the criminal complaint, Cafferty was made an abrupt turn and hit bicyclist Billy Maldonado.

About five people tried to stop Cafferty by running after the car, according to the complaint, but the newsman continued through at least two red lights, while dragging the bicycle underneath the vehicle. Maldonado, 48, who was knocked to the ground, suffered bruises and some bone damage.

[bert]

No it isn't.....Jessee's black

[ErnBatavia]

Jack: ...You kids bring the beer like I told ya?

Ha! Several months ago I got pissed and emailed him after his segment...along the lines of how he sounded no better than a barroom drunk.

His one word reply came back within minutes: "Classy"

[goteasier]

Kids, you think Andy Rooney is crotchety, just listen to my shtick.

[FRONTLINER]

Interns : Hey wait a minute, you're not Bill O'Reilly and this isn't FOX !?

Hit & Run Cafferty : No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night and I have an Irish last name ....

[csvset]

Female student: That's right Soledad, in a couple of years, CNN will hire me as your replacement, at half the pay.

[april15Bendovr]

Jack stated to students "Anyone that works at CNN and gets in my way knows what they can expect."

[april15Bendovr]

The AP story added: "Earlier this month, the anchor was ordered to pay a $250 fine and perform 70 hours of community service after pleading guilty to leaving the scene of an accident. A traffic officer and about five pedestrians ran after Cafferty's car to stop him after the accident, but Cafferty drove through at least two red lights and around other vehicles without stopping, dragging the bike beneath his car, according to a police complaint."

     Cafferty, the AP story noted, "later told police that he'd seen a man on a bike who may have been a messenger weaving in and out of traffic as he drove south on Ninth Avenue. He told police that when he looked in his mirror, he saw the man getting up off the ground but was unaware he had hit the bicyclist."

http://www.mrc.org/cyberalerts/2003/cyb20030818.asp

I guess the sound of a bike dragging underneath his car would of been a clue as he drove through the red lights

[MindBender26]

No, but (seriously) I have had some incredible times in Istanbul. Shopping in Bazaar is incredible and women are extraordinary. Almost as good looking as Icelandic women.