[Its a Culture War]

This is the last straw. First they take my Baby Jesus from the front of City Hall. Now they're coming after my beer.

From my COLD DEAD HANDS!!!!!!

[ClearCase_guy]

When cold beer is outlawed, only outlaws will have cold beer.

And there will be a lot of us.

[tiredoflaundry]

Who triple dog dared you to post this?

[Fierce Allegiance]

WHAT IS OUR EXIT STRATEGY IN THE WAR ON BEER?

[Junior_G]

Hello, Captain Stereotype. Let's see how long you last.

[miloklancy]

Never fear. Only lagers should be drank ice cold anyway. There is always ales, which even though 60 degrees is slightly warm for ales (they should be served at 45-50 degrees) they would still probably be palletable. Yet this country doesn't need more laws local or otherwise restricting beer consumption. What we need is a purity law like Germany, so breweries stop selling watery crap.

[Eurotwit]

This might be an appropriate occasion. Enjoy :-)

[napscoordinator]

I agree. They want to take away everthing sacred. I mean first it was tobacco, then Jesus Christ, then good food like a cheeseburger and fries and now beer.

We need to revolt or something. Everyone at 8:00 on Friday night (tonight) pop open a beer in retaliation of this stupid proposal. You know it used to be that someone could come up with a stupid proposal and people would just laugh and it would go away. Now they become laws.

Plus, in college I had quite a few warm beers. I would imagine many have in their lives.

[TheForceOfOne]

Pop a top again
I just got time for one more round
Sit em up my friends
Then I'll be gone
Then you can let some other fool sit down

[freepatriot32]

so would this fascist retard make it illegal to sell the warm beer to European tourists that are visiting the state? Europeans always drink their beer at room temperature and while we are on the subject would he make cold cups a felony to possess in your car? you know the kind that you keep in the freezer that will turn any warm liquid cold really fast

[Tribune7]

When I attended Mizzou there was a store with a huge sign off I-70 saying Liquor Guns Ammo. I hope the state hasn't changed.

[Hatteras]

How about a five day waiting period after you have purchased it before you can actually remove it from the store? It'll give you a chance to think about whether you really want to..... ahhh, nevermind.

[Responsibility2nd]

Warm beer was good enough for this guy, so what's the real problem?

[Phantom Lord]

Duffman challenges Bill Alter to a duel!

[hosepipe]

Solution: Dry ice in an instant(almost instant) cooler.. O.K it would take 2-5 minutes.. then into an icebox..

[SwankyC]

Your hands will probably be at least 60 degrees warm.

[humblegunner]

Alter, who has been a police offer for more than 20 years, said Thursday.

So.. he's like a bribe, right?

[johnny7]

I heard guys like you drink straight from the crotch-faucet.

[Darksheare]

MMM... warm beer and troll.
Yummy.

[proud_yank]

This is obsurd. Next up: No parking lots within 300 yards of an establishment with a liquor license.

[Dallas59]