[dfwgator]

WHAT MEN SAY, AND WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN


"Do you want to go to a movie?"
(I'd eventually like to have sex with you.)

"Can I take you out to dinner?"
(I'd eventually like to have sex with you.)

"Can I Call you sometime?"
(I'd eventually like to have sex with you.)

"May I have this dance?"
(I'd eventually like to have sex with you.)

"Nice dress!"
(Nice cleavage!)

"You look tense, let me give you a massage."
(I want to fondle you.)

"What's wrong?"
(What meaningless self-inflicted psychological
trauma are you going through now?)

"What's wrong?"
(I guess sex tonight is out of the question.)

"I'm bored."
(Do you want to have sex?)

"I love you."
(Let's have sex now.)

"I love you too."
(Okay, I said it . . . we'd better have sex now!)

"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair."
(I liked it better before.)

"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair."
(50 bucks and it still doesn't look any different!)

"Let's talk."
(I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person
and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.)

"Will you marry me?"
(I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.)

(While shopping) "I like that one better."
(Pick any damn dress and let's go home!)

[Prime Choice]

"I'm bored."
(Do you want to have sex?)

You forgot the other variants.

"Good morning!"
"Good afternoon!"
"Good night!"
...and my personal favorite:
"It's halftime!"

[SittinYonder]

Those would be very funny if they weren't all true.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Bwaa-Haa-Haa! DH was just looking over my shoulder and cuddling up against me while agreeing with your list. Yes, that STILL happens after FOURTEEN years together; a DECADE of those years as a 'Boring Married Couple.'

So, sex is always the first priority with guys...and God Bless all of you Real Men! :)

[reagan_fanatic]

"You look tense, let me give you a massage." (I want to fondle you.)

Laugh all you want - it always worked for me ;)

[Lizavetta]

You sound like such a man! I love it!