Posted on 12/30/2005 2:39:00 PM PST by quidnunc
Invading Canada won't be like invading Iraq: When we invade Canada, nobody will be able to grumble that we didn't have a plan.
The United States government does have a plan to invade Canada. It's a 94-page document called "Joint Army and Navy Basic War Plan Red," with the word SECRET stamped on the cover. It's a bold plan, a bodacious plan, a step-by-step plan to invade, seize and annex our neighbor to the north. It goes like this:
First, we send a joint Army-Navy overseas force to capture the port city of Halifax, cutting the Canadians off from their British allies.
Then we seize Canadian power plants near Niagara Falls, so they freeze in the dark.
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(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonpost.com ...
Ah. Canada: The Barney Fife of Countries.
Great! Maybe they're up for a trade!
24 Sussex Drive ... you can have it at this point in time. Nothing there right now is worthy of occupying it. Once the Conservatives get in, you can get back to us.
This is all part of the Compost effort to help the Liberals up north win the election.
Yes, the USS Charlotte demonstrated the high state of your military preparedness.
I'll take the theatre district in Toronto. Leave the rest of it.
We have a built-in fifth column: the Canuck players on every US hockey team.
Except while posing as history, it really is about the Washington Post going to bat for the Liberal government and PM Martin NOW.
Divide and conquer is the Liberals motto and and it is hard to find ANYONE who can do it better.
Oh nooooooo!
Under the Arctic bas been going on for years. We are having an election , if not , we never would have heard about her .
Next time she heads north let us know. We'll UPS her some Tim-bits . Guaranteed she'll want to stop for coffee.
BWAAAHAAA!
LOL!...the bombing; starts in..
5...
4...
3...
This Maritimer isn't so keen on that plan. : )
Ahemm...sorry, about that...there's some room in floriduh :D
Raiding the Icebox
In the 1999 movie "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut," Americans, angered that their kids have been corrupted by a pair of foulmouthed, flatulent Canadian comedians, go to war. Canada responds by sending its air force to bomb the Hollywood home of the Baldwin brothers -- a far more popular defensive strategy than anything Buster Brown devised. Moviegoers left theaters humming the film's theme:
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
With all their hockey hullabaloo
And that bitch Anne Murray too!
Blame Canada! Shame on Canada!
I subdue Canada all the time .... I just ignore them !
Ah, ya just gotta love the Washington Compost......
Anything and everything to make our country look like a bunch of evil, greedy bastards; anything to sell us out.
F**k 'em.
Doesn't anyone else on this thread have a SERIOUS problem with the Compost publishing the contents of a .........ahem...........SECRET document???????
Good Lord in Heaven.............
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