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Brit Jew marries dolphin (British woman marries Israeli dolphin)
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| December 29, 2005
| Joe Kot
Posted on 12/30/2005 6:19:30 AM PST by NYer
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Till death do us part? An unusual wedding ceremony was held in the southern resort town of Eilat on Wednesday, as Sharon Tendler, a 41-years-old Jewish millionaire from London married her beloved Cindy, a 35-year-old dolphin, Israel's leading newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported Thursday.
The groom, a resident of the Eilat dolphin reef, met Tendler 15 years ago, when she first visited the resort. The British rock concert producer took a liking to the dolphin and has made a habit of traveling to Eilat two or three times a year and spending time with her underwater sweetheart.
"The peace and tranquility underwater, and his love, would calm me down," the excited bride said after the wedding.
After a years-long romance, Tendler decided to embark on the highly unusual path of tying the knot with her beloved dolphin. Last week, she approached Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber with the extraordinary request.
Zilber accepted the challenge and "talked the idea over with the fellow," who apparently consented.
'I'm not a pervert'
And so on Wednesday afternoon, the thrilled bride, wearing a white dress, walked down the dock before hundreds of astounded visitors and kneeled down before her groom, who was waiting in the water.
Cindy, escorted by his fellow best-men dolphins, swam over to Tendler and she hugged him, whispered sweet nothings in his ear, and kissed him in front of the cheering crowd.
After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.
"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she choked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed.
Tendler said she and her newly wed husband will probably spend their wedding night bowling.
"But what kind of children would they have?" one of the children in the crowd asked his father.
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Israel; News/Current Events; Philosophy
KEYWORDS: bestiality; culturewar; doasthouwill; dolphin; homosexualagenda; ifitfeelsgooddohim; leftist; leftwing; liberal; marriage; marriagelaws; millionaire; sexpositiveagenda; stuckonstupid; zoophilia
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To: NYer
There's something fishy about this ....
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posted on
12/30/2005 6:28:57 AM PST
by
clamper1797
(Proud member of the Tonkin Gulf Yacht Club VA-93 aboard the USS Midway CVA-41 1972-1973)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Fierce Allegiance
Yikes, a male dolphin named "Cindy"? How gay is that?
Dolphins are way down on the list of mammels I'd like to have sex with.
Owl_Eagle(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,
it was probably sarcasm)
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posted on
12/30/2005 6:30:00 AM PST
by
End Times Sentinel
(In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
To: NYer
Sheesh...there's enough blamed on my tribe. Now this--who needs it?
23
posted on
12/30/2005 6:30:55 AM PST
by
Pharmboy
(The stone age didn't end because they ran out of stones.)
To: Jeff Head
Goofy as this story is, you do have to view it as a further disintegration of morals, certainly of spirituality. Obviously the rite of marriage is made a mockery of.
As to perversion, dolphins are sexually promiscuous and they do "molest" humans in the same way your cocker spaniel might be happy to see your leg. Some folks have even been injured as a result.
24
posted on
12/30/2005 6:31:33 AM PST
by
Williams
To: nmh
What ever happened to shunning bestiality?It's not bestiaility because Dolphins are so darn cute! -sarc
25
posted on
12/30/2005 6:31:49 AM PST
by
frogjerk
(LIBERALISM - Being miserable for no good reason)
To: NYer
There is a silver lining to all this: Another nutjob takes herself out of the gene pool.
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posted on
12/30/2005 6:32:06 AM PST
by
rbg81
To: nmh
How did they consummate the marriage...?
The same way that prevert animal psychologist once in charge
of a govt. program to train dolphins did...no doubt..
Anyway Cindy is a stupid name for a male dolphin....wonder why she hung that albatross around his neck. (metaphorically speaking)
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posted on
12/30/2005 6:32:08 AM PST
by
joesnuffy
(A camel once bit our sister.. but we knew what to do.. we gathered rocks and squashed her!)
To: NYer
"Brokeback Marina."
}:-)4
28
posted on
12/30/2005 6:32:11 AM PST
by
Moose4
(Liberals and vampires: Both like death, both hate crosses, and both are bloodsuckers.)
To: Pharmboy
Also, is it normal to refer to her as a "Brit Jew"?
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posted on
12/30/2005 6:32:18 AM PST
by
Williams
Comment #30 Removed by Moderator
To: andy58-in-nh
"Are they going to SeaWorld for the honeymoon? "I'm sure the honeymoon will be all that she dreamed it would be.
Click Here, if you dare.
You've been warned...
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posted on
12/30/2005 6:33:47 AM PST
by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: Owl_Eagle
Did they take the blood test? This union could produce some ugly off spring.
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posted on
12/30/2005 6:33:50 AM PST
by
oxcart
(Remember Bush lied.......People DYED... THEIR FINGERS!)
To: longshadow; VadeRetro; balrog666; Senator Bedfellow; RadioAstronomer; js1138; whattajoke; Shryke; ..
Married to dolphin but "not a pervert" Ping List Don't ask to be added to or dropped from this list; I know what you like. |
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posted on
12/30/2005 6:33:56 AM PST
by
PatrickHenry
(Virtual Ignore for trolls, lunatics, dotards, common scolds, & incurable ignoramuses.)
Comment #34 Removed by Moderator
To: NYer
'I'm not a pervert' I beg to differ.
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posted on
12/30/2005 6:34:02 AM PST
by
Semi Civil Servant
(The Main Stream Media: Al-Qaeda's most effective spy network.)
To: LdSentinal
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posted on
12/30/2005 6:34:39 AM PST
by
FreedomPoster
(Guns themselves are fairly robust; their chief enemies are rust and politicians) (NRA)
To: NYer
I hope the dolphin's mom was there...
How do you say "You could have done better" in dolphin?
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posted on
12/30/2005 6:34:41 AM PST
by
joesnuffy
(A camel once bit our sister.. but we knew what to do.. we gathered rocks and squashed her!)
To: Williams
It is an Israeli site, so that would be a normal clarification for them. But, it first struck me as a bit odd...
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posted on
12/30/2005 6:34:44 AM PST
by
Pharmboy
(The stone age didn't end because they ran out of stones.)
To: NYer
She's going to be real disappointed one day when the dolphin leaves a note saying, "So long, and thanks for all the fish."
39
posted on
12/30/2005 6:35:01 AM PST
by
dfwgator
To: NYer
Since she's rich she's eccentric. If she were poor she would be called crazy
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posted on
12/30/2005 6:35:28 AM PST
by
dennisw
(we need a fence!!!)
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