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Brit Jew marries dolphin (British woman marries Israeli dolphin)
YnetNews ^ | December 29, 2005 | Joe Kot

Posted on 12/30/2005 6:19:30 AM PST by NYer

Till death do us part? An unusual wedding ceremony was held in the southern resort town of Eilat on Wednesday, as Sharon Tendler, a 41-years-old Jewish millionaire from London married her beloved Cindy, a 35-year-old dolphin, Israel's leading newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported Thursday.

 The groom, a resident of the Eilat dolphin reef, met Tendler 15 years ago, when she first visited the resort. The British rock concert producer took a liking to the dolphin and has made a habit of traveling to Eilat two or three times a year and spending time with her underwater sweetheart.

 "The peace and tranquility underwater, and his love, would calm me down," the excited bride said after the wedding.

 After a years-long romance, Tendler decided to embark on the highly unusual path of tying the knot with her beloved dolphin. Last week, she approached Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber with the extraordinary request.

 Zilber accepted the challenge and "talked the idea over with the fellow," who apparently consented.

 'I'm not a pervert'

 And so on Wednesday afternoon, the thrilled bride, wearing a white dress, walked down the dock before hundreds of astounded visitors and kneeled down before her groom, who was waiting in the water.

 Cindy, escorted by his fellow best-men dolphins, swam over to Tendler and she hugged him, whispered sweet nothings in his ear, and kissed him in front of the cheering crowd.

 After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.

 "I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she choked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed.

 Tendler said she and her newly wed husband will probably spend their wedding night bowling.

 "But what kind of children would they have?" one of the children in the crowd asked his father.

 


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Israel; News/Current Events; Philosophy
KEYWORDS: bestiality; culturewar; doasthouwill; dolphin; homosexualagenda; ifitfeelsgooddohim; leftist; leftwing; liberal; marriage; marriagelaws; millionaire; sexpositiveagenda; stuckonstupid; zoophilia
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To: NYer

She won't be the only one smelling of tuna.


181 posted on 12/30/2005 6:56:40 PM PST by chemicalman (Many have skeletons in their closets. In New Orleans, we have skeletons in our attics.)
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To: Alouette

Feh!


182 posted on 12/30/2005 7:07:56 PM PST by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
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To: Calpernia; joesnuffy
I missed this one, what was this? Or maybe it is better I missed it.

From a book on Dolphins I read back in the 70s. I still have it somewhere here in my library.

183 posted on 12/30/2005 7:26:42 PM PST by RadioAstronomer (Senior member of Darwin Central)
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To: kstewskis

Flipper was female.


184 posted on 12/30/2005 7:28:57 PM PST by RadioAstronomer (Senior member of Darwin Central)
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To: Calpernia

I scuba dived with dolphins in the Bahamas. :-)


185 posted on 12/30/2005 7:30:43 PM PST by RadioAstronomer (Senior member of Darwin Central)
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To: NYer

Uh, this is satire, right??


186 posted on 12/30/2005 7:35:31 PM PST by rudy45
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To: NYer

How do you circumcise a dolphin?


187 posted on 12/30/2005 7:45:54 PM PST by Natural Law
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To: rudy45

Nope, not satire. Saw it on the news this evening. LOL!


188 posted on 12/30/2005 7:58:12 PM PST by RadioAstronomer (Senior member of Darwin Central)
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To: Calpernia; joesnuffy

Found the book.

"The Mind of the Dolphin"

Quite a good book actually.

I also have his other book; "Man and Dolphin" as well.


189 posted on 12/30/2005 8:24:02 PM PST by RadioAstronomer (Senior member of Darwin Central)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
How on earth do you find these things?!

I think it's something to do with Original Sin.

190 posted on 12/31/2005 12:02:16 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (The Israelis slaughtered every man, woman and child in Gaza! (Well, some of us got better...))
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To: teenyelliott

We'll see how serious it is if he runs off with the piano tuna in a year or two...


191 posted on 12/31/2005 12:25:19 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
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To: NYer

I am surprised it took this long. I mean I bet people will be lining up to marry their dogs. This has opened the door to that.


192 posted on 12/31/2005 12:41:42 AM PST by napscoordinator
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To: kstewskis
Word has it that Flipper tried to stand up and pitch a fit when they came to the part of the ceremony, "Does anyone here object to the union of these two??"

Meanwhile, back at the Ranch, Bud confesses his undying love to flipper, and vows to elope.

Brother Sandy, having already left the Florida Keys, was unavailable for comment, but is believed to be living with a promiscuous mermaid somewhere in the Caribbean.

193 posted on 12/31/2005 4:42:21 AM PST by Northern Yankee (Freedom Needs A Soldier)
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To: Calpernia; kstewskis; Victoria Delsoul
I've NEVER heard of anyone being physically obsessed with sea life!

Do you know why clams don't like sharing the sea with other creatures?

Their Shellfish!

194 posted on 12/31/2005 4:44:49 AM PST by Northern Yankee (Freedom Needs A Soldier)
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To: RadioAstronomer
I scuba dived with dolphins in the Bahamas. :-)

So, did you get any?

195 posted on 12/31/2005 7:36:19 AM PST by TontoKowalski
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To: Northern Yankee; Victoria Delsoul; Calpernia
Do you know why clams don't like sharing the sea with other creatures?

Their Shellfish!

Just like what those two fish said to each other when they ran into the big concrete wall in their lake.

Dam.

196 posted on 12/31/2005 7:49:54 AM PST by kstewskis ("Go to your room!"....Dan Rowan to Dick Martin)
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To: RadioAstronomer
I also have his other book; "Man and Dolphin" as well.

Given the extent of your personal library, this doesn't surprise me.

197 posted on 12/31/2005 11:22:13 AM PST by FOG724 (A vote for McCain is a vote for Hillary)
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To: LdSentinal

Southpark is the modern day Nostradamus!

Mark


198 posted on 12/31/2005 11:42:36 AM PST by MarkL (When Kaylee says "No power in the `verse can stop me," it's cute. When River says it, it's scary!)
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To: Owl_Eagle
Dolphins are way down on the list of mammals I'd like to have sex with.

Uhh.....yeah. Okay.

199 posted on 12/31/2005 11:44:45 AM PST by Petronski (I love Cyborg!)
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To: NYer

There's something "fishy" about this story.


200 posted on 12/31/2005 11:46:01 AM PST by reg45
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