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Brit Jew marries dolphin (British woman marries Israeli dolphin)
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| December 29, 2005
| Joe Kot
Posted on 12/30/2005 6:19:30 AM PST by NYer
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To: NYer
These things never work out. He will want to spend Christmas with his family on the mid-atlantic ridge and she will insist on visiting Mum in liverpool.
141
posted on
12/30/2005 9:27:18 AM PST
by
NavVet
(“Benedict Arnold was wounded in battle fighting for America, but no one remembers him for that.”)
To: teenyelliott
Will they name their first born Gefilte? ROTFLMAO!
142
posted on
12/30/2005 9:32:44 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(The Israelis slaughtered every man, woman and child in Gaza! (Well, some of us got better...))
To: LdSentinal
So listen....she should have married a gefilte fish...Oy...
143
posted on
12/30/2005 9:49:53 AM PST
by
tflabo
(Take authority that's ours)
To: Regicide
Now way that dolphin gets on the lanes without multi-colored bowling shoes. No way.
144
posted on
12/30/2005 10:24:28 AM PST
by
Romish_Papist
(Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.)
To: Cvengr
You hit the question right on the (bottle)nose.
145
posted on
12/30/2005 10:29:06 AM PST
by
Romish_Papist
(Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.)
To: Slings and Arrows
How on earth do you find these things?!
146
posted on
12/30/2005 10:34:06 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: joesnuffy
The same way that prevert animal psychologist once in charge of a govt. program to train dolphins did...no doubt.. Details, or a link, please?
All I can think of is Rush Limbaugh's "finger of friendship"...
147
posted on
12/30/2005 10:44:08 AM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: billorites
Click Here, if you dare. Just one question...
How on Earth did you LOCATE that photo?
148
posted on
12/30/2005 10:45:08 AM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: dfwgator
She's going to be real disappointed one day when the dolphin leaves a note saying, "So long, and thanks for all the fish." (Imagine if they did consumate the marriage. The dolphin would follow up by nosing her personal regions like an entire kennel of cocker spaniels...)
Gives a whole new meaning to "There's one hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is"...
DON'T PANIC!
149
posted on
12/30/2005 10:47:40 AM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: mbynack
First heard that one when it involved Carruthers and his horse.
Still very funny. LOL!!
150
posted on
12/30/2005 10:49:55 AM PST
by
Churchillspirit
(Anaheim Angels - 2002 World Series Champions)
To: joesnuffy
LOL!!
151
posted on
12/30/2005 10:52:50 AM PST
by
Churchillspirit
(Anaheim Angels - 2002 World Series Champions)
To: grey_whiskers
"How on Earth did you LOCATE that photo?"With Google, you can find anything.
And I mean...Anything.
152
posted on
12/30/2005 10:55:57 AM PST
by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: NYer
I clicked on this thinking that an Israeli dolphin must have been some kinds of Navy position.
153
posted on
12/30/2005 10:57:05 AM PST
by
Calpernia
(Breederville.com)
To: NYer
>>>>"I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert,"
Does this mean the marriage has been consumated???
I think I had enough of this story!!!!
154
posted on
12/30/2005 10:58:06 AM PST
by
Calpernia
(Breederville.com)
To: Williams
>>>>and they do "molest" humans
Do I even WANT to know how or why you know this???
155
posted on
12/30/2005 11:02:53 AM PST
by
Calpernia
(Breederville.com)
To: joesnuffy
>>>> The same way that prevert animal psychologist once in charge
of a govt. program to train dolphins did...no doubt..
I missed this one, what was this? Or maybe it is better I missed it.
156
posted on
12/30/2005 11:04:30 AM PST
by
Calpernia
(Breederville.com)
To: Calpernia
To: rlmorel
Mike Adams is hysterical. and Right.
158
posted on
12/30/2005 11:16:51 AM PST
by
Jaded
(The truth shall set you free, but lying to yourself turns you French.)
To: NYer
Paging Sandra Day O'Connor
159
posted on
12/30/2005 11:33:01 AM PST
by
nickcarraway
(I'm Only Alive, Because a Judge Hasn't Ruled I Should Die...)
To: dubyaismypresident
Arlen Specter said Dolphin Marriage is a "super duper precedent" Santorum will do what he is told. Didn't you read the majority decision in Flipper v. Kansas?
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posted on
12/30/2005 11:37:58 AM PST
by
nickcarraway
(I'm Only Alive, Because a Judge Hasn't Ruled I Should Die...)
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