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LONG LIVE RED CHINA (Would you like your troll mein with soft or crispy noodles?)
12/26/05
| C.L. Gartman
Posted on 12/26/2005 2:10:31 PM PST by the_red_anedote
Edited on 12/26/2005 2:21:13 PM PST by Admin Moderator.
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To: CholeraJoe
"I was married twice...but it didn't agree with me."
SHouldn't that be "THEY didn't agree with me?"
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posted on
01/03/2006 4:50:20 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
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To: Monkey Face
Well, you know that dashboard saint only work if your vehicle is Catholic; sometimes evangelical, but definitely NOT Jewish. You want REAL mechanical problems? Plant your St. Christopher on the dash of a Kosher Chevy.
Also, even if you've got a proper Catholic vehicle with a properly installed dashboard saint, you still have to freshen 'em up, once in awhile. Can't let the thing get all cracked and yellowed in the sun; it ain't respectful and will surely lead to problems.
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posted on
01/03/2006 4:51:10 PM PST
by
HKMk23
(Why do you expect better treatment from this lousy world than Jesus got; are you holier? - Ravenhill)
To: Darksheare
LOL! I've never done ANYthing "a little!"
*voice of experience*
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posted on
01/03/2006 4:51:16 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
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To: Monkey Face
LMAO!!
*in case I have an urge to post.*
Really 'Face!!
LOL!
To: HKMk23
I bought the truck from a Catholic, and he was kind enough to include a pewter saint. It seems to be in a constant state of prayer, so I'm not going to look a gift saint in the mouth. Besides: He said it was guaranteed for life.
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posted on
01/03/2006 4:53:30 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
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To: EsmeraldaA
That cute little bird was terrifying!!
1,406
posted on
01/03/2006 4:53:35 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: EsmeraldaA
Well, I AM a charming guy. I was away for about 45 minutes talking with I.T.; Happy Holidays from Hackers'R'US, the latest huge Windows vulnerability...
So, I'm away for awhile and y'all crank out 80-some posts. Mea culpa. I'm still at work.
1,407
posted on
01/03/2006 4:54:38 PM PST
by
HKMk23
(Why do you expect better treatment from this lousy world than Jesus got; are you holier? - Ravenhill)
To: EsmeraldaA
Well?
Whadjaexpect????
I'm happy being me!
1,408
posted on
01/03/2006 4:54:52 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
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To: HKMk23
I'm not a legalist about it Government shouldn't dictate what is good for you - it's up to the individual.
1,409
posted on
01/03/2006 4:55:24 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Be nice!
Or I could be tempted to bring back.....Angelica.
Bwwwwwwwwaaaaa..hhhh....
To: HKMk23
That's what happens when your back is turned!
1,411
posted on
01/03/2006 4:56:21 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
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To: Monkey Face
>> I'm not going to look a gift saint in the mouth.
LOL! Now, THERE'S the punchline to a really funny joke; hopefully NOT also involving a) Tinkerbell, or b) Natalee Holloway.
1,412
posted on
01/03/2006 4:57:22 PM PST
by
HKMk23
(Why do you expect better treatment from this lousy world than Jesus got; are you holier? - Ravenhill)
To: HKMk23
You were 'away' with IT for 45 minutes...
And you're still at work, huh?
Busy day, I gather?
okay...LOL!
To: HKMk23
Yah, well, I don't want to ruffle any feathers....;o]
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posted on
01/03/2006 5:00:26 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
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To: EsmeraldaA
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posted on
01/03/2006 5:00:55 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: HKMk23; Monkey Face
I can come up with a joke, but it isn't "really funny."
1,416
posted on
01/03/2006 5:01:08 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(How can I compete in a world of Cat 5 and wireless when my brain is wired by knob and tube?)
Winning the War on Terror
Posted by Zon of Gref
On News/Activism 01/03/2006 7:59:16 PM EST
The war on terror can be won, but not through the normal physical means. Somehow, the inner universal forces of the ether must be employed. Now everyone has heard how G'utire accomplished this at the battle of Shigert through the Prayer of Zambish, and the documentation for this is fairly convincing. However, there is no other documented evidence of this occurring. Furthermore, this approach has been known to unleash the Disruption of Crabged, which is extremely counterproductive. The only efficient means of accomplishing the goal will be the Ritual of Haggeris COMBINED with the Prayer of Frassser. This is extremely...
To: Monkey Face
I'm happy that you're you too!!
You are riot!
To: NicknamedBob
What's "really funny?"
Some days, funny is hilarious, and other days, funny is "eh..."
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posted on
01/03/2006 5:08:45 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
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To: EsmeraldaA; Monkey Face
You are riot! Where's the French government?
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posted on
01/03/2006 5:09:20 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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