I bought the truck from a Catholic, and he was kind enough to include a pewter saint. It seems to be in a constant state of prayer, so I'm not going to look a gift saint in the mouth. Besides: He said it was guaranteed for life.
>> I'm not going to look a gift saint in the mouth.
LOL! Now, THERE'S the punchline to a really funny joke; hopefully NOT also involving a) Tinkerbell, or b) Natalee Holloway.