Last Minute shopping ideas. A womans guide to buing him a gift.(Humor)

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[Eaker]

TheMom won't let me name them.

She won't even let me play with them.



Everybody knows that happiness is a warm puppy!!

[packrat35]

Get him the flashlight that you can crank up to charge it. It never needs batteries. My wife got me one and I love it.

[Norman Conquest]

Did my "Silence of the Lambs" allusion just fly over every head?

Ooh, great idea: "Jame Gumb's Christmas Carol."

Nahh, never catch on.

[redheadtoo]

What? No golf balls on the list! Even if a man plays only one game a year he enjoys receiving golf balls. If he plays on a regular basis then a box of fifteen balls for Christmas, Father's Day, and his birthday is required.

The best gift I ever got for my father was an aerial photo of his house that I downloaded for free from the Internet. I framed it and gave it to him for Father's Day. It is now hanging on the wall in the family room. Before he hung it up he showed it to all of his golfing buddies.

[Rocky]

Wow, thanks. My wife always says I'm tough to shop for. Now her job should be easy. She can get me anything on your list and I will be happy. No one knows why.

[Doomonyou]

No golf balls on the list!

Yeah, what's up with that!?!

A box of ProV1's are greatly appriciated!

[Diva Betsy Ross]

*excellent* Tas! I am going the Boston Red socks hat, wireless speakers, large box of Godiva route... never have enough of that stuff either!

[TASMANIANRED]

Won't let you play with them.

That is cruel and unusual punishment.

[TalBlack]

"Now tell me why a 40-year-old woman with a master's degree in cardiac nursing would go ga-ga over a 3 foot stuffed bear or a miniscule piece of sparkly carbon."

Hell, I'd give anything to know why they are all so nuts for shoes.

[RightField]

A couple of years ago I gave Mr. RightField a large bag of about 40 assorted bungee cords, along with a sweater, shoes, after shave, etc, for Christmas. I bought them in a moment of what-else-can-I-get-him desperation in the Home Depot. He STILL raves incessantly about his wonderful supply of bungee cords; he loves them almost as much as his various rolls of duct tape.

[gc4nra]

You forgot guns and accessories, holsters, mags, ammo, cleaning supplies, pictures of Ted Kennedy, Jane Fonda, Hilary Clin...er sorry I meant targets!

[daybreakcoming]

May I ask what brand tv you bought as I sit here looking at my dead one which is still young???

[Wissa]

Gotta be a guy thing. Just give me a little pen-light and I'm happy.

When it comes to flashlights, size does matter. A guy that has a steel cylinder in his hand long enough to hold 4 D cell batteries feels that all is right with the world. A guy holding a little thing between his thumb and index finger the size of a AAA battery is naturally going to have some "adequacy" issues.

[razorbak]

Guns and Knives can't miss either.

My mom bought my Dad a Remingtin semi-auto 16 ga. shotgun when they were dating. No wonder he married her.

[Mrs.Nooseman]

It's a 52 inch RCA.

I have to check what model it is.:)

It is HDTV compatible.

[Mrs.Nooseman]

I saw that one on TV ,as well.

The one you have to shake ,works on the same principal as the one you have to crank and no batteries are needed.

I have to see if I can find one in a store near me.:)

[Old Professer]

An 8 lb jug with W231 might indicate a gallon size container.

[Old Professer]

Harborfreight has become a junk store, the only thing worth buying are the welder's magnets and the throwaway multimeters when they are on sale.

[processing please hold]

My son has one like that, but an el-cheapo one. I've used the nail file a few times. Comes in pretty hand.

[processing please hold]

ha ha ha ha ha ha

When it comes to flashlights, size does matter.

You're absolutely right. I hadn't thought of it like that. Thanks for the hearty laugh. My hubby has huge hands.