WOMEN'S BROTHEL: This stud's for you

Las Vegas Review-Journal ^ | 8 Dec 05

[rellimpank]

PAHRUMP -- She has yet to apply for a brothel license, but former "Hollywood Madam" Heidi Fleiss has moved to Nye County and revealed the identity of the first man picked to work at her Stud Farm for women in nearby Crystal.

[ArrogantBustard]

At least she's not slouching sprinting toward Sodom ... yet. That appears to be her next trick, if she can get this one up and coming.

[bert]

....Though she insists she is fully committed to her business plan, Fleiss said that if it doesn't work out, she can always hire women and switch to a more traditional brothel operation. "Naturally, that would be an easy fallback position," she said....

They left out the original plan. There was a girls side and a boys side. The problem was the customers in the waiting room paired up and left without paying.

[laney]

Is that La Bamba's brother?

[RebelBanker]

Kaylee: Look, they got boy whores.
[cheerful] Isn't that thoughtful?

[Snardius]

$250.00 an hour?

Another poster on this forum wanted me to ask this question because he's too embarrassed..."How do you make it last an hour?"

[laney]

Proably, since they will no longer have to teach on soda or wine bottles...LOL

[WV Mountain Mama]

All women have to do is go to a bar to get some. Ain't now woman ugly after 2 am. ;)

[YouPosting2Me]

Charge by the inch.

[johnny7]

One can only imagine her preffffferences.

[MineralMan]

Ha! Another "I have this friend...." story, I suspect.

At my age, I wouldn't last a week working in this place. The Viagra intake would do me in.

[HitmanLV]

Heidi isnt showing much in the way of street smarts. A better bet would be to create a brothel of hunky men for homosexual men to indulge.

A brothel catering to women will likely be a let down.

[r9etb]

Actually, you have to wonder about the logistics of such an operation. The difference between males and females in such an operation is primarily a matter of (ahem) "throughput."

Genitally speaking, a woman is capable of much higher ... productivity: she could serve 10 customers/day for weeks or months.

A male, however.... I have do doubt that you could get a guy to do that much without a bucket-full of pharmaceuticals every few hours....

[Millee]

Then she could advertise a "buy one get one free" special.

[laney]

Maybe it will be just one big novelty act?

[WV Mountain Mama]

Or perhaps told he was too long in the, ahem, tooth. :)

[wallcrawlr]

Watch for me in the parking lot....I'll be the one wearing a sandwich board WILL WORK FOR FREE

[TheForceOfOne]

The women over at the DUmpster will be glad to hear this news.

[MineralMan]

"A brothel catering to women will likely be a let down.
"

Actually, I think you'd be surprised. I expect a lively business for old Heidi in this. Vegas hosts so many business conferences with women as attendees. I think she'll do just fine.

After all, what happens in Nevada stays in Nevada, right?

[laney]

They sure will!

I am sure they will finally be happy to rid themselves of those darn *Cobwebs*!

[paudio]

The problem was the customers in the waiting room paired up and left without paying.

LOL... but that probably won't happen if the customers are picky about look.