[neodad]

All your planets are belong to us.

[peacebaby]

I heard that Michael Jackson was giving George W lessons on how to do the moonwalk, too!

[King Prout]

Onionism is spreading?

[Shqipo]

Do any Trekkies out there know how to say "It's Bush's Fault" in Klingon?

[dfwgator]

[clintonh8r]

ping

[clintonh8r]

They don't call it Canaduh for nothing....

[marblehead17]

Federal Review Ping

[Boazo]

[SandRat]

Now where's that miserable rotten sneaky too-timing Senator hiding now!

[Para-Ord.45]

WE`RE FED UP BEING ANALY PROBED BY

THESE ANAL RETENTAVE ALIENS

[muir_redwoods]

""I'm so concerned about what the consequences might be of starting an intergalactic war..."

I think during the remaining years of the Bush administration, all of our offensive efforts will be limited to intragalactic conquest.

[WalterSkinner]

The "smoking man" told me the same thing...

[Dreagon]

What exactly does a Canadian Defense Minister do anyways?

[JustAnotherOkie]

GW Vaider. "George...I am your father"

[heldmyw]

This yahoo is serious!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/prweb/20051124/bs_prweb/prweb314382;_ylt=An.j4V9l.GdXJYfbY2mIDEwDW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

“Now is the time for open disclosure that there are ethical Extraterrestrial civilizations visiting Earth,” a spokesperson for the Non-Governmental Organizations stated. “Our Canadian government needs to openly address these important issues of the possible deployment of weapons in outer space and war plans against ethical Extraterrestrial societies.”

What are they drinking in Canaduh... and can I get some?

[Itzlzha]

"The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning. He stated, "The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide."

"Actual Moonbase and S.H.A.D.O. Interceptor...

I KNEW that these weren't just "games"...they have been PREPARING US for the Invasion!

Damn you Bush! Leave the Space Men alone....they ONLY want to be our friends!!

SEE?!?! Santa Cylon is our Friend!

[NewLand]

"The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon"

Hey Aliens...Bang! Zoom!

[GreyFriar]

Sounds like the guy is about 53 cards short of a full deck.

[ARealMothersSonForever]

Techno-envy. Surely the Chinese have no designs on sub-orbital superiority. Canada must immediately assemble a manned space program, before the EU shows them up!