Mary Mapes Names Names [tries to trash FreeRepublic]

INDC Journal ^ | 11/9/05 | Bill Ardolino

[shhrubbery!]

November 09, 2005

Mary Mapes Names Names ("Anonymous" Ones)

Posted by Bill

An excerpt from page 201 of her new book:

Within minutes of Buckhead's original posting, Freepers began to repeat and embellish Buckhead's thoughts. Not surprisingly, they all agreed with him, they all agreed with one another, and they all agreed this should be pursued aggressively. Freethinkers they are not. The Freepers and their lockstep like-minded fellow travelers moved as a group, like a school of sharks sweeping toward an unaware and unarmed victim. CBS was like some sunburned, overweight Florida tourist with a cut foot, floundering and flapping in the water alone in the surf. The Freepers swarmed CBS not because it was right or fair but because they could.

On Web sites such as Powerline, INDC Journal, Allahpundit, and Spacetownusa, the bravehearts of the blogging world worked anonymously in what appeared to be huge numbers, in unison, to destroy the Bush-Guard story, to uphold one another's wild and hateful claims, to outshout, outargue, and outblog anyone who dared to disagree. And on their Web sites there is no disagreement. They hate in unison, they speak with one angry voice, they each make themselves bigger by staying as close together as possible.

[DB]

Poor Mary is still trying to force a square peg through a around hole... She just can't get it through her pea little brain that those 1970's era "documents" were made by a modern computer. That not even type setters of the era could have made those documents without serious effort. And that they were supposedly produced on a military base typewriter...

Keep it up Mary, and you will need to seek professional psychological help... Obsession with non reality is a serious problem...

[alnick]

Oh my goodness, she must have taken writing lessons from Matt Cooper.

[smith288]

I would say a better analogy is this:

CBS, like a sunburned, elitist tourist, flaked the waters with bloody chum in an ignorant and zealous attempt to draw the sharks to Bush, another visiting tourist enjoying the warm waters.

Only CBS did not realize that they apparently cut themselves with their own stupidity leading the right wing sharks to devour the source of the warm, fresh blood flowing like a red cloud in the deep blue sky.

The CBS tourist quickly found himself in a tight spot yet pathetically continued to throw the chum towards Bush, the sharks were not fooled. They continued to persue the live target in a frenzy resembling a scene from Jaws.

Bush went on frolicking in the waters but CBS was left struggled to the shore as the shark ripped him apart.

What was remaining of CBS was an ugly sight but still to this day throws dried up, rotten chum at Bush.

[Pharmboy]

Don't forget to purchase her new book: Truth and Doody

[shhrubbery!]

It was a dark and stormy night. Buckhead was in the shadows. He and the other swarming FreePer sharks were lurking, lusting, salivating. Rather bled a little, and the swarm moved in.

Well done, sir!

I nominate you for first runner up in this year's Bulwer-Lytton literary competition -- behind Mary Mapes, of course!

[RGSpincich]

Remember Mary's journalistic ethics state that "it's up to the reader to confirm" what she writes...

Should give 60 Minutes cause to go back and verify every piece she has produced. tick, tick, tick...

[SirJohnBarleycorn]

The arrogance and condescension of these people like Mapes in the MSM is beyond measure. They feel they have the right to conduct fraudulent political assassinations and to shove it down the throats of the people of this country without consequence.

Ugh.

[randita]

And on their Web sites there is no disagreement. They hate in unison, they speak with one angry voice, they each make themselves bigger by staying as close together as possible.

Yeah, no disagreement over John Roberts or Harriet Miers. No, none at all.

Whenever liberals are cornered, they throw out this VRWC bunk. Like they're the only ones who think for themselves and conservatives are just a bunch of "mind numbed robots".

[JoeGar]

Freepers began to repeat and embellish Buckhead's thoughts.

It's called collaborative problem-solving, my dear.

[Kay Syrah]

LOL!

[Bear_Slayer]

Not surprisingly, they all agreed with him, they all agreed with one another, and they all agreed this should be pursued aggressively. [they] moved as a group, like a school of sharks sweeping toward an unaware and unarmed victim. . . . They hate in unison, they speak with one angry voice, they each make themselves bigger by staying as close together as possible.

Isn't she referring to the MSM?

[pepsionice]

Its always bad to be caught lying...but twice as bad when thousands catch you lying. And there is no defense...the minute you start a fabious lie...its your own property.

[Issaquahking]

OOooh T minus I'd love to laugh with you on this, but I have a problem with laughing at idiots who are cuaght up in their own grandiose view of the world. Instead I give them "special treatment".


Mary Mapes I dedicate the following to you....


You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour p!ss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.


There, I feel better now!

[mattdono]

Actually, I have posted this a few times...

Here's an interesting term for Ms. Mapes to consider: delusions.

Definitions of delusions on the Web:

• A firmly held belief with no basis in reality, that is, clinging to a belief even when the evidence shows that it's false.
  www.schizophrenicpen.com/defin.html

• A delusion is commonly defined as a false belief, and is used in everyday language to describe a belief that is either false, fanciful or derived from deception. In psychiatry, the definition is necessarily more precise and implies that the belief is pathological (the result of an illness or illness process).
  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delusions

• A condition in which the patient has lost touch with reality and experiences hallucinations and misperceptions.
  www.ukhealthcare.uky.edu/patient/glossary/glossary-d.htm

• a perception that is thought to be true by the person experiencing it, although the perception is wrong. There are many types of delusions (ie, delusions of grandeur).
  www.frankfordhospitals.org/healthinfo/adult/mentalhealth/glossary.html

• Delusions are a common symptom of sever forms of mental illnesses such as schizophrenia. Someone who experiences a delusion hold false beliefs. These false beliefs are not by choice. The person cannot let go of the delusion, even when all the evidence is against the false belief. As a result of the delusion the person is not able to fully function in daily life. There are many types of delusions, some of the common types, with examples, are:
  home.earthlink.net/~krwenger/mhjargon.htm

• delusions are defined as "fixed false beliefs". Examples include a strictly held belief that aliens are inserting thoughts into one's brain or that one's food is being poisoned by the CIA. Delusions are common in schizophrenic disorders.
  www2.med.umich.edu/psychiatry/umdc/defquery.cfm

• Thought disturbances; hallucinations.
  www.birf.info/home/bi-tools/qlinks_d.html

• false belief systems; serious mental disorder in which patient has a false set of beliefs which can include others, self, and events. These false beliefs are held despite strong facts to the contrary. Delusions cause impairment in normal daily living.
  www.psychologyandlaw.com/Definitions.htm

• a delusion is a persistent belief that something is true when there are no facts or evidence supporting the belief. Logic and logical arguments are usually ineffective.
  www.depression-help-center.com/glossary.htm

• Delusions are fixed, false beliefs. They can be bizarre (eg, invisible aliens have entered the room through an electric socket) or nonbizarre (eg, unwarranted jealousy, or the paranoid belief in being persecuted or watched).
  www.alegent.com/body.cfm

• False ideas, sometimes originating in misinterpretation, but firmly believed and strongly maintained in spite of obvious proof or evidence to the contrary. Delusions may be suspicious in nature, for example, "Someone is stealing my checks!"
  coa.kumc.edu/GEC/modules/BehavDisorder/BD-Glossary.htm

[maggief]

Perhaps Mapes and Matt Cooper should collaborate ...


It was a dark and stormy night.

I was wet, smelling of chlorine. It was July 12, 2003, in Washington, a beautiful summer day, and I had just come back from swimming.

CBS was like some sunburned, overweight Florida tourist with a cut foot, floundering and flapping in the water alone in the surf. The Freepers swarmed CBS not because it was right or fair but because they could.

:-D

[PilloryHillary]

Ms. Mapes sounds like some of the trolls around FR lately. She needs to get a life.

[DB]

Mary Mapes doesn't work for the New York Times even if she does have the same mental disease...

She worked for CBS...

[Peach]

The more she writes/talks, the loonier she sounds. Reminds me of Cindy Sheehan.

[WakeUpAndVote]

The Freepers and their lockstep like-minded fellow travelers moved as a group, like a school of sharks sweeping toward an unaware and unarmed victim.

_____

She still knows nothing about FR. There are issues that we are not "lockstep" on. However, when there is a flat out lie being told, a deliberate fabrication to unseat the POTUS....

CBS was like some sunburned, overweight Florida tourist with a cut foot, floundering and flapping in the water alone in the surf. The Freepers swarmed CBS not because it was right or fair but because they could.

_____

No Mary, she pointed that out already.

And it was not because we could, it was because we had to. You were deliberately telling America and the world a lie. We had the proof, You were exposed.

As for out shouting, and out arguing, all we did was tell people the truth. But, then again what do you know about the truth?

[AlexW]

"You're a dull-witted hack and you reached your level of incompetence"

Yes, she is a perfect example of the Peter Principle.
I think, however, she reached it long before she made it past the second rung of the ladder.