Karl Rove's garage proves to be typical (No sign of QuakOtron 2000 or StormOtron 2000)

Boston.com/ap ^ | 17 Oct 2005 | Darlene Supervill

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

WASHINGTON --He is "the architect" who steered George W. Bush to victory four times, twice as Texas governor and twice as president.

But can Karl Rove organize his own garage? Can the master of Bush's political planning figure out where to put the ladders, paint cans and cardboard boxes?

Rove's wife, Darby, raised the white garage door one morning last week to show journalists outside the million-dollar brick home that the deputy chief of staff, assistant to the president and senior adviser wasn't home. All the interest came on the eve of his testimony Friday before a grand jury investigating who in the White House might have revealed the identity of a CIA operative.

There was no car in the garage. And the stuff left behind turned out not to be much different from what gathers dust inside most American garages.

The inventory, seen from outside:

--Some cardboard file boxes stacked one on top of the other, labeled "Box 6," "Box 4" and what appears to be "Box 7." No sign of boxes 1, 2, 3 and 5.

--What appear to be paint cans stacked alongside a folded, folding chair.

--A rather large wood crate marked "FRAGILE" and painted with arrows indicating which way is up. On top of the crate, two coolers.

--A tall aluminum ladder.

--A snow shovel leaned in front of another cardboard box.

[rhombus]

It sounds more organized than my garage.

[CedarDave]

Sean reading inventory now and breaking up laughing!

[ncountylee]

Nothing seen because the Invisotron was working.

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

I was busy posting it when he mentioned the story. He did not mention there was no QuakeOtron 2000 nor StormOtron 2000. It breaks my heart he didn't mention this fact.

[CFC__VRWC]

I was busy posting it when he mentioned the story. He did not mention there was no QuakeOtron 2000 nor StormOtron 2000. It breaks my heart he didn't mention this fact.

No mention of the Levee Blaster 3000 either.

[GungaLaGunga]

INSIDE THE TYPICAL AP REPORTERS GARAGE -

Oops, they don't have garages. They all live in urban environments. Apartments and condos, etc. Cars? - don't ask. They can't drive.

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

Darn.... forgot about that one. ;-)

[Mo1]

The inventory, seen from outside:

THESE REPORTERS ARE PATHETIC !!!

They have to report on what is in his garage??

[manwiththehands]

A snow shovel leaned in front of another cardboard box.

That sneaky Karl Rove. You can hide part of a StormOtron 2000 behind a snow shovel.

[Parmenio]

"Some cardboard file boxes stacked one on top of the other, labeled "Box 6," "Box 4" and what appears to be "Box 7." No sign of boxes 1, 2, 3 and 5."

Boxes 1, 2, 3, and 5 are the ones with the 40,000 2004 Kerry votes from Ohio. Strangely missing. Hmmmmm.....

[onyx]

Beyond pathetic, Mo1. Desperate comes to mind.

[You Dirty Rats]

Maybe they can check out his gutters while they're at it.

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

I think we should ask the Moderator to put this in Breaking News. ;-)

[onyx]

ROTFLOL! Without a doubt.

[txrangerette]

NO...PLEASE...NOT THE GUTTERS!!! THEY'RE SURE TO BE INCRIMINATING!!!!!

[JulieRNR21]

What an asinine invasion of privacy.....everyone's garage is disordered even the day after it is organized....that's normal!

The MSM is desperate....they are determined to destroy Rove anyway they can!

[Mo1]

LOL!!

[ken in texas]

Or maybe get a new category for Broken News.... :-)

[roses of sharon]

Does Drudge have this?