Kennedy Assists In Rescue Of Fishermen

AP ^ | 10/17/2005

[Iron Matron]

The brown stuff that falls out of a cow's a$$ has far more value than the Senior Gasbag from MA.

I bet we can not possibly name all of the putrid, vile, excrements that have more value...I have to add all those in Mass. that keep electing mere Monkey SNot to office as well..

[secret garden]

Aaaaccckk!!! Remind me to never click on your links again. Oh my gosh.

[sandydipper]

How lucky can you get? I'd rather be hammered by the tides than driven home by Mr. Chapaquidick.

[Gamecock]

So now he's a water rescue expert?

[I'm ALL Right!]

"Hey guys! The upside of being this obese, is I'm extremely buoyant! Hop on, and I'll float you to the shallow water."

[GOPJ]

Dems get credit for "trying"?

Kennedy didn't save anyone - he didn't do crap. But he'll get credit.

The MSM is showing their total desperation to help dems. Maybe Hollywood can make a movie of the famous almost rescue by a (the sound of trumpets in the background) a,a, Kennedy.

A real live wonderful, time of Camelot, KENNEDY. A hero. A person who lives in a compound and plays touch football and dates starlets named Marylyn - Oh God, it's a KENNEDY.

And with that the MSM sighs, and lights a cigarette...

[Old Professer]

High tide was 3.59 feet.

[fatnotlazy]

Well, at least Teddy helped this time!

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Article says he tried and failed. So I don't think he helped all that much.

Too bad they couldn't at least use him as a floation device. LOL

[GretchenM]

Kennedy and a friend tried to rescue the men using a 13-foot boat but rough waters forced them back. A crew from the Hyannis Fire Department picked them up

What is it with the Kennedys and water?

(Did son Joe Jr.'s airplane get shot down in WW2 over water?)
JFK's Navy boat
Ted and Mary Jo
JFK Jr. and the airplane crash into the ocean
Ted and the fishermen

[trubluolyguy]

Sen. Edward Kennedy attempted to rescue six men who had become trapped by high tide on a jetty off Hyannisport on Sunday.

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I love what Rush said on this. "The men, knowing the history of Kennedy and water, bravely fought him off"

[joesnuffy]

Sean Penn lent Teddy his personal press people?

[ExpatGator]

If they had read the book they would know that The Great White Whale was actually attacking the fishermen.

[SueRae]

History repeats itself. Don't even get me started.

[mcshot]

Wouldn't want the flounder in the same water as me friends no matter what trouble we be in.

mc

[vigilante2]

typical Dim taking credit for something he didn't do

[Andy'smom]

Yup.

[pro610]

ahahahahahah snort!
That picture is hilarious.

The best laugh I,v had so far this week.

Can you blow it up and post it again?

[F14 Pilot]

lol

[Right Wing Assault]

Wow! Teddy boosts his 'aborted rescues' record to 6-1. Before today he was at a dismal 0-1.

By the way, he is sporting the new "implanted flotation device" (IFD) recently approved by the FDA.