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A poem for all (I think that you have never got, A poem as lovely as this zot)
me | 09/24/2005 | Creeper, as told to Joyce Killmore-Trolles

Posted on 09/24/2005 11:23:20 AM PDT by creeperdavis

A poem


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To: NicknamedBob

But..but...what about the whole entendres thingy? Oh, man!


7,141 posted on 10/27/2005 7:52:22 PM PDT by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Darksheare
Hey Darks!

I just saw you someplace...
7,142 posted on 10/27/2005 7:54:54 PM PDT by EsmeraldaA
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Okie Dokie!


7,143 posted on 10/27/2005 7:55:47 PM PDT by EsmeraldaA
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To: NicknamedBob
I did click on the link. That much of my n00bness has worn off. I was just complaining that I haven't experienced it yet.

Maybe it's like losing one's virginity? The anticipation and all....

7,144 posted on 10/27/2005 7:57:30 PM PDT by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: EsmeraldaA
Hi Es!

For some reason, I thought that you had retired for the evening.

7,145 posted on 10/27/2005 7:58:43 PM PDT by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: EsmeraldaA; Alice au Wonderland

Hello.
Nothing much going on.

Tomorrow I get to see some results of my recent pincushion test at the docs officec.
*woohoo!*


I just wish my tetanus booster wasn't making my arm hurt..


7,146 posted on 10/27/2005 8:00:03 PM PDT by Darksheare (If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
"But..but...what about the whole entendres thingy?"

George Bernard Shaw: Last Laugh

"Nancy Astor sat with George Bernard Shaw at his death-bed. The old boy woke up suddenly from a coma and said, 'Nancy, did you ever hear the story of Adela Patti's husband?' It appears that the prima donna and her (foreign) husband arranged a country-house party after what they supposed would be the English fashion. The guests were assembled, the music struck up, when the husband appeared running down the staircase. 'You must all go away. I have found a man in bed with my wife.'

"Consternated, the guests hardly knew what to do and were preparing to leave when the husband appeared again: 'You must all come back. It is quite all right. He has apologized.'"

[These proved to be Shaw's last words.]

[Trivia: Shaw's epitaph? "I knew if I stayed around long enough, something like this would happen."]

7,147 posted on 10/27/2005 8:00:05 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob
LOL!!!

I bow in homage to your encyclopedic mind.

7,148 posted on 10/27/2005 8:05:19 PM PDT by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Darksheare; Alice au Wonderland
I'm sorry it hurts, so to the doctor's office again.

Very nice....er...I mean...sheesh.Of course.
7,149 posted on 10/27/2005 8:06:22 PM PDT by EsmeraldaA
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To: Alice au Wonderland
No, I was having two conversations on AOL/AIM.

I am not very good at multitasking when I do that.
7,150 posted on 10/27/2005 8:08:27 PM PDT by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darksheare
The trick to a tetanus booster in the arm is to rotate your arm windmill fashion for a good 10-15 minutes after receving the shot. This will accomplish one of three things:

1)The pain will go away;

2)The pain in your arm will be replaced with muscle fatigue great enough to distract you from the pain in your arm; or

3)Both 1 and 2.

Why did you volunteer to become a pincushion, if I may inquire?

7,151 posted on 10/27/2005 8:09:04 PM PDT by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: EsmeraldaA; Alice au Wonderland

Well, maybe I will get to figure out why my knees feel like the Keebler elves have been whacking them with hammers.


7,152 posted on 10/27/2005 8:10:23 PM PDT by Darksheare (If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Ah. I have a hard enough time keeping up between multiple threads on FR. OTOH, I whacked another troll today and got Prout's seal of approval, so I'm feeling pretty good about myself. *preening madly*


7,153 posted on 10/27/2005 8:10:59 PM PDT by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Darksheare

Have you noticed any evidence of elf involvement?


7,154 posted on 10/27/2005 8:12:14 PM PDT by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Darksheare
I hope you'll keep us posted on that news.
Will you?
7,155 posted on 10/27/2005 8:14:28 PM PDT by EsmeraldaA
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Hey those are excellent news! Congrats.

The threads were not much of a problem, but when you to MoJo you need all your attention. LOL

Let correct that she is MoJo2001.
7,156 posted on 10/27/2005 8:18:05 PM PDT by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

I'm sorry, Es. You lost me at MoJo. Would you mind explaining that one to me?


7,157 posted on 10/27/2005 8:19:34 PM PDT by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Let ME correct that bit....


7,158 posted on 10/27/2005 8:19:48 PM PDT by EsmeraldaA
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Not yet.
Other than my knees hurting.


7,159 posted on 10/27/2005 8:21:15 PM PDT by Darksheare (If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Willdo.


7,160 posted on 10/27/2005 8:21:35 PM PDT by Darksheare (If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
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