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A poem for all (I think that you have never got, A poem as lovely as this zot)
me | 09/24/2005 | Creeper, as told to Joyce Killmore-Trolles

Posted on 09/24/2005 11:23:20 AM PDT by creeperdavis

A poem


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To: fanfan

I'm not all that maneuverable on my own two feet...


6,221 posted on 10/25/2005 6:03:50 PM PDT by Darksheare (If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
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To: Monkey Face; All

Smart butt!


I'll getcha back.

Later.




Good night all.

:-)


6,222 posted on 10/25/2005 6:04:13 PM PDT by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

before I started this project, *I* didn't have my current patience.

believe me, there has been much gritting of teeth and tapping of feet during this project


6,223 posted on 10/25/2005 6:04:25 PM PDT by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Monkey Face

Any chollo cactus?
I have a 'special' love for them that comes from Fort Sill.
:-/


6,224 posted on 10/25/2005 6:04:31 PM PDT by Darksheare (If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
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To: Darksheare

I had a plantar wart cut out of my foot about 15 years ago.
It was done under local anaesthetic.
the machines thought I was dead (BP down to 60s/40d, pulse down to <50bpm, respiration down to <3/min)
this, despite the fact that I was cracking lewd jokes with the surgical assistants and the surgeon himself.
*shrugs*

let me guess: you are tall and slender, with wide pipes?


6,225 posted on 10/25/2005 6:07:54 PM PDT by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: fanfan

Nite!
Sweet things!


6,226 posted on 10/25/2005 6:08:08 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: fanfan

[expletive] canada.
sorry, but... unless we annex you, y'all are S.O.L.


6,227 posted on 10/25/2005 6:08:59 PM PDT by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darksheare
And waved!!!

LMAO!

Really Darks, quite comatose...
6,228 posted on 10/25/2005 6:09:09 PM PDT by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darksheare

OhMAN? We got cholla here that is higher than your house! We have so much of it, it's not even "protected!"


6,229 posted on 10/25/2005 6:09:33 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: NicknamedBob

believe it or not, this is not a trivial detail on an asymmetric bow


6,230 posted on 10/25/2005 6:10:11 PM PDT by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout; Monkey Face

I normally have a low body temperature, and I have difficulty in really hot weather.


6,231 posted on 10/25/2005 6:11:07 PM PDT by tuliptree76 (You can find me in the library reading tax books.)
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To: Monkey Face

my friend down at the south pole has got my curiosity piqued


6,232 posted on 10/25/2005 6:11:33 PM PDT by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout
walp... the core+sides glue-up worked. I have finish planed and sanded the datum surface to final specs I have rough planed the opposite surface I have decided which end is "up" I have a little bit of planing and sanding to go on the belly piece. endgame is upon uns

What are you making?

6,233 posted on 10/25/2005 6:11:44 PM PDT by Paul_Denton (The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
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To: tuliptree76

just means you are toning up.
you'll have to push a little harder to get the muscle failure required for strength building.


6,234 posted on 10/25/2005 6:12:43 PM PDT by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Paul_Denton

Hi Paul.


6,235 posted on 10/25/2005 6:13:09 PM PDT by tuliptree76 (You can find me in the library reading tax books.)
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To: Paul_Denton

(an approximation of) a Japanese laminated bamboo asymmetric longbow


6,236 posted on 10/25/2005 6:13:32 PM PDT by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Short and skinny with veins that make the venipuncturists drool in lascivious delight.
Machines hate your vital signs too?
Coolbeans!


6,237 posted on 10/25/2005 6:14:19 PM PDT by Darksheare (If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
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To: King Prout

We'll see how tomorrow night's class goes. ;-)


6,238 posted on 10/25/2005 6:14:39 PM PDT by tuliptree76 (You can find me in the library reading tax books.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Well, I couldn't see anyone, hear anyone, or feel anyone touching my arm, but I was talking my fool head off.


6,239 posted on 10/25/2005 6:15:22 PM PDT by Darksheare (If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
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To: tuliptree76

I have a furious metabolism and for some reason don't shed heat efficiently. odd, considering I have a relatively high surface-area to volume ratio for a human of my size, and I do sweat proficiently.

additional issue: bright sunlight causes me to overheat like you would not believe.


6,240 posted on 10/25/2005 6:16:41 PM PDT by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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