-Ruth!
-What?!
Maybe I should have said, "DiMaggio?"
Posted on 07/14/2005 10:24:26 PM PDT by jimboster
A girl brought up by a pack of wild dogs has been discovered in Russia. The news agency Regnum reports 14-year-old Ramzia Tukmatullina is the daughter of an alcoholic and has been living with the dogs since she was much younger. Neighbors nicknamed her Naida, a popular Russian dog's name. A local police officer in Kazan reported the case to authorities, leading to an invitation to the girl to appear on a Moscow talk show. The news agency said there have been a number of similar cases in recent years, usually involving the children of alcoholics. In one case, a girl in the Ukraine was discovered living in a dog house with the family dog.
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Exactly what is funny about an innocent child born to an alcoholic who hasn't the option of a legal adoption by fit parents? It seems that instead of making fun, we should feel sympathy, and appreciation for the fact that dogs sometimes have more honor than human beings.
Chelsey is a pretty girl. The children of politicians are OFF limits for this kind of viciousness, don't ya think?
And what kind of people would make fun of this situation?
How about PRAYERS for children born to alcoholics? Happens here too, way too often. It is not a laughing matter, not at all.
Dang, I thought this was about one of the neighbor's grandchildren.
Chelsea is sane. That is a remakable compliment, given her upbringers. It was her parents I was calling "wild dogs."
... also, did you even notice I used a pretty good photo of her?
The children of politicians are OFF limits for this kind of viciousness, don't ya think?
The story was 'Girl brought up by wild dogs.' Chelsea is the 'girl' & the Bubba & his lovely bride are the 'wild dogs.' Chelsea was not the target.
A guy goes into a bar with a dog and informs the bartender that his dog can talk.
"Your joking, right?", says the barkeep,"Are you trying to tell me your dog can speak English?"
"That's right", replied the customer.
So the bartender makes the guy a bet that if the dog can talk, the guy can drink all night for free. If not, the bartender will throw the guy and his dog out the door and ban them from the premises forever.
So the guy takes the bet, turns to his dog and says,"What is the texture of sandpaper?" to which the dog replies,"Rough".
"No way!", protests the bartender,"That's not speaking, that's barking."
"Okay, okay, how about this." And turning to the dog the man asks,"What's on top of a house?" "Roof", replies the dog.
"That's it",shouts the bartender,"I'll give you one more chance and if that dog doesn't speak, you're outta here"
"Alright, let me think,"says the man. After a moment he turns to his dog and asks,"Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" And the dog replies,"Ruth"
"Okay, I've had it", responds the angry bartender and rolling up his sleeves he precedes to, one by one, violently throw the man and his dog out the door.
Shortly after,as the bruised man is sitting on the curb, head in hands, feeling totally dejected, his dog turns to him and says,"DiMaggio??"
I went out with a girl raised by dogs... in a cocktail dress she looked quite fetching.
It seemed to have worked well for Gene Gerarfallo.... she's a wonderful leftwing dog.
.....Chelsey is a pretty girl. The children of politicians are OFF limits for this kind of viciousness, don't ya think? .......
Of course not !! Anyone thinking Chelsa is pretty is bothy delusional and blind.
LOL
Skip the preliminaries, get to the 'bone' part.
"What ... I shoulda said Dimaggio?"
Dang.... I shoulda read further. Ya beat me to the old joke...
The Bambi's I know do.
She was known to chase a bone or two.
-Ruth!
-What?!
Maybe I should have said, "DiMaggio?"
She's not a child - she is an adult. furthermore, the nut doesn't fall too far from the tree.
There was a feral child that was rescued. Her adoptive parents gave her piano lessons but they had to give up on the lessons because her Bach was worse than her bite.
Oh, alright. I watched Chelsea grow up during that awkward teen stage and felt asahamed that there were Americans (with kids of their own) making fun of her appearance. She's grown up to be a very lovely, bright, sweet young woman. It is surprising she wasn't involved in any drinking or drug scandals. Sometimes kids resolve to do just the opposite their parents did.
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