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1 posted on 06/03/2005 12:28:25 PM PDT by MississippiMasterpiece
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

FIRE!!!!!!


22 posted on 06/03/2005 12:34:22 PM PDT by struggle ((The struggle continues))
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

On a serious note,

If I leave Home Depot with a 2x4 sticking out the back of my vehicle without a red flag, the cops will give me a ticket.

Maybe the officer should have strung his gold braids around the barrel.


23 posted on 06/03/2005 12:34:44 PM PDT by aShepard
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

That'll teach you not to tailgate.


24 posted on 06/03/2005 12:34:57 PM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan ("My Friends we did it....we made a difference. ...All in all not bad, not bad at all." Pres. Reagan)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

"You military dudes crack me up!"


25 posted on 06/03/2005 12:35:28 PM PDT by Socratic (Honor the Liberator - He toils for you.)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

I'm still trying to figger out how that truck got that messed up?


26 posted on 06/03/2005 12:35:52 PM PDT by Minnesoootan
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Be careful with that thing; you'll put somebody's eye out.


27 posted on 06/03/2005 12:35:59 PM PDT by Attillathehon
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Sorry ma'am, but my Army training forced me to brake quickly for what I recognized as a rare, protected species of frog crossing the road in front of me.


28 posted on 06/03/2005 12:37:31 PM PDT by DocH (Gun-grabbers, you can HAVE my guns... lead first.)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Hold your fire until you see the whites of their eyes...or they impale themselves on your barrel! Whichever comes first.


29 posted on 06/03/2005 12:37:55 PM PDT by IllumiNaughtyByNature (If Islam is a religion of peace, they should fire their P.R. guy!)
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"They can have my cannon when they pry it from my cold, dead, truck."


30 posted on 06/03/2005 12:37:56 PM PDT by Triggerhippie (Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Your cannon has no brake lights.


36 posted on 06/03/2005 12:43:04 PM PDT by kempo
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Echo 23, break away break away break away. A ground version of what a boom operator would say if fighter gets too close.


37 posted on 06/03/2005 12:43:23 PM PDT by boomop1
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ping


40 posted on 06/03/2005 12:44:18 PM PDT by marblehead17 (I love it when a plan comes together.)
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"Look at the bright side, Ma'am. You now have 'Free Flow Ventilation' at no cost."















41 posted on 06/03/2005 12:45:15 PM PDT by WKUHilltopper
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

"Are you trying to prove a point? Awright, you've got my attention."


42 posted on 06/03/2005 12:46:47 PM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Bush's fault.


43 posted on 06/03/2005 12:46:47 PM PDT by Justice
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

"You dont understand sir this truck belongs to MOVEON.org"


45 posted on 06/03/2005 12:47:40 PM PDT by april15Bendovr
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Where's that cannon's little red flaggy?


46 posted on 06/03/2005 12:47:43 PM PDT by shellshocked (They're undocumented Border Patrol agents, not vigilantes.)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

"NOW do you surrender!"


50 posted on 06/03/2005 12:54:52 PM PDT by expatpat
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

WHAT THE F**CK ???????


51 posted on 06/03/2005 12:56:09 PM PDT by greghop
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Dumby, this is a breech-loading gun.


52 posted on 06/03/2005 12:56:39 PM PDT by ryan71 (Speak softly and carry a BIG STICK)
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