[tomkow6]

 

Today's FEEBLE

YOKE :

Jim Finn, the noted biologist, was stumped.  He'd spent months studying the little green frogs in the Keefo swamp.  The population, despite all efforts at predator control, was declining at an alarming rate.

Finally, Finn went to the chemistry department at his college to see if anyone there might be able to help.  Tom Trom looked into the problem and came up with a solution.  The little frogs had succumbed to a chemical change in the swamp's water and simply couldn't stay coupled long enough to reproduce.  Trom brewed up a new adhesive, made from a dash of this, a zoss of that and, most critically, one part sodium.

"You mean?" Jim said when told.

"Yes," said Tom, "they needed mono-sodium glue to mate."

[Soaring Feather]

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[MeekOneGOP]

Mornin', everybody ! Happy Whacky Friday!! TGIF!!!

79 degrees right now! :)

Have a cup while you Freep !

For those who prefer hot chocolate.....

[luvie]

Thanks, tom! This is gonna be another fun Friday!

BTW, some white cats are scary, too!

[Lady Jag]

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussion with his psychic.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic.

"Next semester in her biology class."

[beachn4fun]

THAT deserves a raspberry!!!!!!