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Posted on 05/08/2005 1:46:01 PM PDT by CHARLITE
Never has our nation been more united than in our current consensus that Jennifer Wilbanks is officially coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs. I’m talkin’ coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs. Y’know, we can’t seem to harmonize over Iraq, judicial nominees, or what to do with social security, but we have formally joined in one accord and have spewed our national coffee over the goggle-eyed runaway bride, aka, Jenny from Georgia. It seems as if this Georgia peach has officially begun to turn.
For what it’s worth, here’s what I propose we require of this damsel who’s hanging on by a thin wire: 1. I think we should not accept the apology she gave last Thursday until we get to see her self-inflicted hair-do. 2. I think she should also apologize to Hispanic men everywhere for accusing one of them of her feigned abduction. As a Caucasian male, I think I can speak for my Latino hermanos by saying … as if! Pamela Anderson, maybe. Jennifer Wilbanks … yeah … right. 3. I think her apology was a little thin on Thursday and didn’t do justice to the distraction she caused Gwinnett law enforcers from pursuing real missing persons and criminals versus looking for this spoiled ham. 4. In addition, I think for the next ten years Jenny should be forced to slog through Georgian bogs to look for any lost persons, pets, or coins without being afforded waders, a compass, a GPS, sunscreen, or Deep Woods Off. 5. Lastly, I’m sensing Jenny needs a good ole-fashion exorcism. And I think we deserve, if we desire, to watch it. Her Pastor stated that she needs some “spiritual counseling” and is going through a “rough time.” Ya think? It’s beyond that, my brother.
Jennifer … what’s up, girl? What were you thinking?
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That's a great analogy! Very amusing concept. You're right. Jenn could be Zero's runaway daughter.
Didn't one of the Marx brothers have protruding eyes like that also?....or am I thinking of another comedian from that era?
" re-direct some of your outrage to those who deeserve it "and not try to beat-up on the Willbanks girl"
Aw heck,,,,we are just having a little fun with this. You have to admit..it's pretty funny stuff and a bit weird.
And thank God she is safe and found. Someday maybe she can look back and laugh too. We need a little comic relief and respite from all the serious crap the DimRat's throw at us.
Thanks Jenn for the entertainment. I cant stop laughing at the towel eyes pic posted here. Looks like a Sesame Street character.
God bless the both of you.
jsk10, I hope and pray your friends will marry soon, have lots of children and live happily ever after to tell their grandchildren.
When you do speak to them, tell them...tell them that not everyone is vicious and incosiderate and that some out there wish them all the very best.
God bless John & Jennifer.
"Didn't one of the Marx brothers have protruding eyes like that also"
I think it was Chico? Harpo had big eyes too.
Aw heck,,,,we are just having a little fun with this. You have to admit..it's pretty funny stuff and a bit weird.
I know. So much so that you're using someone else's words and attributing them to me. The quote above is not my words.
You know what they say, "If there's an apple, there's a banana!"
Maybe better the husband hasn't had sex with 'her'.
I don't know how exciting Duluth, Ga. is, but it has to be better than Las Vegas, NM.
Oh c'mon Baraonda...lighten up will ya. Dont take it so personal.. I know it's not your words so no offense. It's not all that important anyway. Still love me?
The idiot that still wants to marry her is an even greater basket case.
Jerry Springer will never run out of flotsam and jetsam to parade on his TV show.
"Still love me?"
No rancor at all.
Nothing is more fundamental to a lasting relationship (including marriage) than honesty. Without it, mutual trust is impossible.
She LOOKS insane.
I've got it. I was thinking about Eddy Cantor. Geez. That was in the 1940's and '50's, I believe.
Exactly the point. I can't quite understand how her "fiancé" isn't having second thoughts, considering how many wackadoo behaviors this woman has demonstrated already. Maybe he believes that this was "one last fling," and that now l'il Jenn has gotten it all out of her system.........no more shoplifting. Nope. Been there; done that. No more running away from commitments like engagements, engagement rings (2, so far) and weddings. All in the past. Nothing but marital bliss from here on in. That must be what he believes, delusional as it seems to me.,br>
What in the world is John going to do when she disappears again at - say - her 6, 7 or 8 months pregnant time frame?
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She'll probably soon have her own signature blanket line or running shoes selling at K-Mart
What? Has Martha Stewart called? ;~)
Ann Coulter has an adam's apple and all the guys here on FR thinks she's a babe.
What if she has a shoplifting relapse?........another runaway relapse? She might make it down the aisle all the way to the altar and back again this time, but could suffer a honeymoon "great escape." relapse . . . . like he'll make it to the tropical paradise, but she'll somehow manage to elude the boarding process and won't be among the deplaning passengers at the honeymoon destination.........to John's dismay.
Can we say "highly unstable?"
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