Some one posted this earlier!
Posted on 05/08/2005 1:46:01 PM PDT by CHARLITE
Never has our nation been more united than in our current consensus that Jennifer Wilbanks is officially coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs. I’m talkin’ coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs. Y’know, we can’t seem to harmonize over Iraq, judicial nominees, or what to do with social security, but we have formally joined in one accord and have spewed our national coffee over the goggle-eyed runaway bride, aka, Jenny from Georgia. It seems as if this Georgia peach has officially begun to turn.
For what it’s worth, here’s what I propose we require of this damsel who’s hanging on by a thin wire: 1. I think we should not accept the apology she gave last Thursday until we get to see her self-inflicted hair-do. 2. I think she should also apologize to Hispanic men everywhere for accusing one of them of her feigned abduction. As a Caucasian male, I think I can speak for my Latino hermanos by saying … as if! Pamela Anderson, maybe. Jennifer Wilbanks … yeah … right. 3. I think her apology was a little thin on Thursday and didn’t do justice to the distraction she caused Gwinnett law enforcers from pursuing real missing persons and criminals versus looking for this spoiled ham. 4. In addition, I think for the next ten years Jenny should be forced to slog through Georgian bogs to look for any lost persons, pets, or coins without being afforded waders, a compass, a GPS, sunscreen, or Deep Woods Off. 5. Lastly, I’m sensing Jenny needs a good ole-fashion exorcism. And I think we deserve, if we desire, to watch it. Her Pastor stated that she needs some “spiritual counseling” and is going through a “rough time.” Ya think? It’s beyond that, my brother.
Jennifer … what’s up, girl? What were you thinking?
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I think the only 'issues' this young woman has are with the truth....
She's just plain unsalted nuts.
Quick.......someone find the pictures that 'enhance' her goggleness. They're a hoot.
After all, she did trigger a fruitless SEARCH... Hmm...
As soon as she finds out that she is pregnant from the guy she met in Vegas, she will be glad to marry this idiot that she ran away from.
We can only hope that this idiot fiance' runs like hell. I shudder at the thought that these two morons would procreate. What a shot to the gene pool.
but we have formally joined in one accord and have spewed our national coffee over the goggle-eyed runaway bride, aka, Jenny from Georgia.
Oh man...why this story was ever a story I don't know.
Funny stuff, but it says more about the mainstream than anything else.
FMCDH(BITS)
Some one posted this earlier!
Maybe you and others, who still don't realize that the media - CNN, FOXNEWS and MSNBC are the ones who played everyone for fools, including themselves, should catch the proverbial clue and simply, 'suck it up and move on!' The girl didn't report herself missing or kidnapped. She didn't force the local police to leap into action some 24 - 36 hours too early. She didn't drag out every media whore on the planet to comment on her disappearance. Maybe you ought to re-direct some of your outrage to those who deserve it, and not try to beat-up on the Willbanks girl just because the same moronic media has led you think that's the fashionable thing to do!
Too bad we don't have Public Spankings. With pants pulled down (bent over a knee to preserve frontal modesty) and bare cheeks reddened with pain and humiliation for the whole world to see. That's what this flake deserves.
Yet, here you are, reading the article and commenting on it...
I've seen this speculation on about a half-dozen threads about this pitiful couple. Clearly something is terribly wrong with this entire picture. It's on the creepy level, from the way I see it.
I still believe that there is a whole lot more that hasn't come out, and which might never emerge. These two families (especially John Mason's family) has a lot of influence around those parts, so they'll suppress many facts. I still believe that she took off for Vegas to meet someone; - most probably someone she'd met over the internet. He either didn't show up at all, or there was a "meeting" and then he split. Can't say I blame him, really.
Interesting theory, and makes more sense than a lot of what we're hearing. It would explain a lot!
Yes, it is my obligation to the truth. Consider it just one more sacrifice for the good of others. :)
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