Runaway bride blames lack of sex (Okay!?!)

Herald and Weekly Times ^ | 08may05 | Herarld Sun

[Deetes]

BOLTING bride Jennifer Wilbanks was chased away by her fiance's insistence on abstinence, friends of the sex-deprived couple claim.

"She told people the fact that she and (husband-to-be John Mason) were not having sex was upsetting," a friend of Wilbanks said.

Friends said Mr Mason was once a "wild" guy who "dated a lot", but became a Christian and "born-again virgin" five years ago.

"He's been saving himself for the right woman," Andy Parsons said.

Ms Wilbanks' friends say that probably drove the marathon enthusiast to run from the altar.

In Ms Wilbanks' home town of Gainsville, girlfriends told The New York Post the 32-year-old woman had once enjoyed a very active social life, regularly dating men from a local gym as well as firemen.

Ms Wilbanks, who had breast implants before meeting Mason, "had lots of boyfriends," a friend said.

Yesterday, she said her cross-country jaunt had "nothing to do with cold feet."

"I cannot fully explain what happened to me last week," the runaway bride wrote in a rambling statement read by her pastor.

There were "a host of compelling issues which seemed out of control."

[konaice]

What happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas..... ;-)

[vpintheak]

So she took off just before she was going to get some? I don't think so. She has some deep, deep mental issues.

[Clioman]

This story/marriage is, or ought to be, history...

[cyborg]

Why am I skeptical?

[umgud]

She might of got cold feet out of fear he couldn't perform after the deal was consumated.

[ducdriver]

Well, there you go...that should clear everything up.

[DTogo]

Interesting. Isn't this often the complaint of many men, and cause of their running off, AFTER marriage??

[cyborg]

Not sure why I'm pinging you to this thread, but I am!

[woofie]

I know a number of men who would help her out

[conservative cat]

If she made the rape claim, then I am betting at some point she had intercourse with someone- and wanted a back-up excuse if she ended up with something (pregnancy or STD) knowing she couldn't blame it on fiance. So not only is she a nut, but she's also possibly a sl**.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

It just gets stranger and stranger!
I really suggest that both these people run like hell in opposite directions!

[vetvetdoug]

I guess this explains her bug eyed appearance.

[woofie]

It rhymes ...nut slut

[aposiopetic]

Good catechesis.

[TomGuy]

That doesn't make much sense (no more than any of her other tales of woe).

If they hadn't been intimate in 6 years, they had lived together for about 5 years. Ok. So less than a week before the wedding she runs off, due to a lack of intimacy? After waiting 5 years with less than a week to go????


hahhahaha yeh, right.

Jenn, try another tale, hun. That one has wings of lead.

[Deetes]

I think you have a very very good point !!!

[cyborg]

Yeah really!

[Popman]

This story is taking one bizarre turn after another.

What's next weeks excuse?

Adult ADD caused me not to focus on the wedding and run away???

I need better drug therapy

[Cedar]

She's got things backwards.

God said to flee from fornication, not vice-versa.