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Michelle Malkin: The Wonkette-ization of Laura Bush
Michelle Malkin ^
| May 3, 2005
| Michelle Malkin
Posted on 05/03/2005 2:10:11 PM PDT by EveningStar
Most of Mrs. Bush's humor at the correspondents' dinner was just right: Edgy but not over the edge. But I think the stripper and horse jokes were totally beneath her.
Just put it to the other-shoe test: If it were Teresa Heinz Kerry standing up on the dais telling the same jokes, the conservative commentariat would be buzzing for the rest of the year about what a tasteless skank she is.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
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To: Peach
I have received similar freepmails and I note more posters making their observations publicly.
To: cyncooper; Peach
Take a look at the keywords on this thread.
1,102
posted on
05/04/2005 12:14:15 PM PDT
by
Howlin
(North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
To: Howlin
Gosh, I never notice keywords until someone points them out...off I go to check!
LOL
To: Howlin
To: Howlin
I hadn't noticed the keywords - thanks for mentioning them.
TAKETHESTICKOUT!!
1,105
posted on
05/04/2005 12:19:01 PM PDT
by
.38sw
To: Howlin
These are the keywords used to start this thread as composed by the Perpetually Disturbed:
KEYWORDS: 1FOULMOUTHEDLAURA; 1HOTFIRSTLADY; 1LAURANEEDSALITTLE; 1PICKALITTLE; 1POTTYMOUTHLAURA; 2TALKALITTLE; 3CHEEPCHEEPCHEEP; 4TALKALOT; 5PICKALITTLEMORE; ANAUGHTYFIRSTLADY; BARKINGMOONBATS; BATTLEAXES; BEARINGFALSEWITNESS; BLOG; BLOGGER; BORNSILVERFOOTMOUTH; COMEDOWNTOTHEIRLEVEL; DESPERATEHOUSEWIVES; DESPERATENAGS; FAUXOUTAGE; FEMINAZIS; GETOVERYOURSELVES; HAGS; HELP4DROOLERS; HORSEMASTURBATOR; HUMORLESSPINHEADS; IDIOTS; LAURABUSH; LAURADIGSMENINTHONGS; LAURAGOLDBERG; LAURAPUTSONKNEEPADS; LETSBEPRUDES; LIGHTENUPFRANCIS; MALKIN; MANHATERS; MICHELLEMALKIN; NAG; NAGGING; NAGGINGHOUSEWIVES; NAGGITYNAG; NAGNAG; NAGNAGNAG; NASTYMINDEDMICHELLE; PINCHEDPRUDES; POTTYMOUTHLAURA; STICKWITHIMMIGRATION; TAKETHESTICKOUT; WAHHWAHHWAHH; WAKEUPCALL; WEHATESESJOKESES; WHCADINNER; WHOOPIBUSH; WITCHHUNTERS;
1,106
posted on
05/04/2005 12:19:38 PM PDT
by
Peach
(The Clintons have pardoned more terrorists than they ever killed or captured.)
To: .38sw
It's good to see you, .38.
1,107
posted on
05/04/2005 12:20:26 PM PDT
by
Howlin
(North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
To: Howlin
I've been layin' low. Much easier on the blood pressure.
1,108
posted on
05/04/2005 12:21:13 PM PDT
by
.38sw
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To: .38sw
Do tell; not to worry though; more and more people are speaking out.
1,110
posted on
05/04/2005 12:22:34 PM PDT
by
Howlin
(North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
To: DeepFriedPorkChop
THEY'VE HAD SEX!
NO WAY!
Next yer gonna say they even got nekkid to do it!
1,111
posted on
05/04/2005 12:22:35 PM PDT
by
najida
(Living in my house with just a power cord, a garden hose & a bucket; what else does a girl need ; ))
Comment #1,112 Removed by Moderator
To: DeepFriedPorkChop
I thought that was just for Mary & Joseph ;)
1,113
posted on
05/04/2005 12:26:38 PM PDT
by
najida
(Living in my house with just a power cord, a garden hose & a bucket; what else does a girl need ; ))
To: cyncooper; Peach
I have received similar freepmails and I note more posters making their observations publicly.
Ditto.
1,114
posted on
05/04/2005 12:28:40 PM PDT
by
onyx
(Pope John Paul II - May 18, 1920 - April 2, 2005 = SANTO SUBITO!)
Comment #1,115 Removed by Moderator
To: whereasandsoforth
I loved it! Showed librarians are not just little prim and proper ladies all the time just shushing people. Wouldn't have mattered what she & Pres do-they are damned if they and damned if they don't!
To: najida
I sincerely hope they didn't enjoy themselves while "doing it"! That would be simply too shocking.
1,117
posted on
05/04/2005 12:32:50 PM PDT
by
.38sw
To: DeepFriedPorkChop
But that means everyone would just have had one kid...and the human race would've dwindled away.
Good thing most folks like it ;)
1,118
posted on
05/04/2005 12:36:12 PM PDT
by
najida
(Living in my house with just a power cord, a garden hose & a bucket; what else does a girl need ; ))
To: .38sw
Don't look now, but
I bet they even make NOISE!
GATHSP!
1,119
posted on
05/04/2005 12:36:47 PM PDT
by
najida
(Living in my house with just a power cord, a garden hose & a bucket; what else does a girl need ; ))
To: DeepFriedPorkChop
Oh no.. not on the presidential plane. Say it isn't so.
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