Dear ol' dad.
Posted on 04/15/2005 6:17:55 AM PDT by FlyLow
Two days after pop tart Britney Spears announced that she was pregnant with her first child, environmental experts around the globe warned that Ms. Spears' husband, Kevin Federline, is reproducing at an alarming rate.
Some of the world's most renowned experts in the field of ecology, attending a world environmental conference in Buenos Aires, said that by most measures Mr. Federline was reproducing at a pace that was not ecologically sustainable.
"Mr. Federline had two children by his fiancée, Shar Jackson, whom he left to hook up with Britney," said Dr. Zang Liangyong of Beijing University. "He has produced three offspring in short order, and we ignore this trend at our peril."
Another conference attendee, Dr. Torvald Vigeland of the University of Oslo, worried that if Mr. Federline continues to reproduce at such a torrid pace his offspring may eventually produce more greenhouse gases than most developing nations.
"I know I am not alone in saying this, but Kevin Federline may already be in violation of the Kyoto Treaty," Dr. Vigeland said.
In Washington, Vice President Dick Cheney said that a "looming Federline explosion" would put an even greater strain on the nation's petroleum reserves, making it "imperative" that the U.S. begin drilling for oil in the Arctic Wildlife Refuge at once.
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Is this a slow news day or what?
Dear ol' dad.
Now the bastards are having bastards (though I'm not claiming Mr. Federline himself is a bastard -- I'll leave that to others to decide).
In fact, in many of our barbarian urban zones we are into third and fourth generation bastards.
While I am not a Kevin/Brittney fan, I do believe that a least they have the means to support their children very well.
"In fact, in many of our barbarian urban zones we are into third and fourth generation bastards."
Between the moral decay and government programs, we have been watering the weeds for years and letting the plants wilt.
No surprise we have a garden full of weeds.
Nope, I do believe he's a pr*ck.
Because the rest of us, unfortunately, have become too wimpy to "pass judgement".
This sounds series. Am I logged in? WE'RE DOOMED.
Yeah, people shouldn't have children if they're going to have to shop at Wal-mart. Much better for rich women's boy-toys to spread the sperm around. We all know money buys happiness and good character.
Is Wal-Mart the only place I can catch their act? I perfer to see my close-in-age children groups in the out-of-doors.
Shar Jackson appears to be another great role model: 4 fatherless kids to date.
Mine can be observed sitting in an orderly row at church every Sunday.
Ouch--that's going to leave a mark! (But I agree with your comment).
My favorite comment about my reproductive habits is last year when I was pregnant with my 3rd. I had my 5 (now 6) year old and my 18 month old in the car when I stopped at McD's to pick up some lunch. The cashier at the drive-thru asked me if I was going to quit after number three, and also asked if it was planned. She couldn't believe that I was actually going to have more!
Does Mr. Federline think he's in the NBA?
..Is this guy, a ferret or what? They're very "active".
If you're a hardworking Christian man of modest means, you should not have three kids apparently - because its more important to have Cartier babyclothes and Kevin Federline for a father than Wal-Mart clothes and a honorable role model for a dad.
Get your head on straight.
Good grief ...
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/7504301/
Britney-Kevin show
to debut May 17
UPN shooting new footage, commentary
from parents-to-be for hour-long opener
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