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Mark Steyn: The Wedding of the Weekend
SteynOnline ^ | April 9, 2003 | Mark Steyn

Posted on 04/08/2005 9:53:55 PM PDT by quidnunc

For a knot-tying no-one seems to care much about, a remarkably large number of people keep asking me what my view of the Charles-Camilla nuptials is. Well, I wish the happy couple well, and I suppose it's for the best that he's making an honest woman of her. I'm not sure we're ready for a King with a "partner". Few of us would hold it against the Prince that his "fairy-tale marriage" didn't work out, were it not for the fact that he, unlike his bride and the rest of us, knew it wasn't a fairy-tale on the wedding day itself, and in effect chose to perpetrate a massive fraud on us. I wrote as much in The Evening Standard on November 8th 1993, shortly after the separation, and, though the comparison to Uday or Qusay seems a bit overheated, I stand by my general conclusions on the Prince:

Say what you like about Saddam Hussein, but he talks a lot of sense. I'm referring to the Baghdad newspaper Babel which, in response to the Prince of Wales's criticism of the President, denounced His Highness as 'a notorious playboy well known in the cellars of the night and in whorehouses throughout Europe' and declared that 'we in Iraq do not pay any attention to the likes of the British Crown Prince'.

The only puzzle is why we in Britain do. His speeches are little more than log-jams of cliched generalities — 'a lethal cocktail leading to a spiral of despair' was his most recent insight into urban housing — yet they're reported with a reverence even Saddam might find embarrassing.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: britain; britishroyals; camilla; charles; england; greatbritain; hmthequeen; marksteyn; princecharles; princeofwales; princessofwales; queen; queenelizabeth; royals; royalwedding; scotland; steyn; thequeen; theroyalfamily; theroyals; uk; unitedkingdom; wales

1 posted on 04/08/2005 9:53:55 PM PDT by quidnunc
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To: quidnunc
Prince Charles second trip to the altar. His second wife is uglier than the first. Is he punishing himself for the way he treated Diana? Their fabled storybook wedding went downhill in a couple of years time.

(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)
2 posted on 04/08/2005 9:58:22 PM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: quidnunc

THE WEDDING OF THE WEEKEND

For a knot-tying no-one seems to care much about, a remarkably large number of people keep asking me what my view of the Charles-Camilla nuptials is. Well, I wish the happy couple well, and I suppose it's for the best that he's making an honest woman of her. I'm not sure we're ready for a King with a "partner". Few of us would hold it against the Prince that his "fairy-tale marriage" didn't work out, were it not for the fact that he, unlike his bride and the rest of us, knew it wasn't a fairy-tale on the wedding day itself, and in effect chose to perpetrate a massive fraud on us. I wrote as much in The Evening Standard on November 8th 1993, shortly after the separation, and, though the comparison to Uday or Qusay seems a bit overheated, I stand by my general conclusions on the Prince:

SAY what you like about Saddam Hussein, but he talks a lot of sense. I'm referring to the Baghdad newspaper Babel which, in response to the Prince of Wales's criticism of the President, denounced His Highness as 'a notorious playboy well known in the cellars of the night and in whorehouses throughout Europe' and declared that 'we in Iraq do not pay any attention to the likes of the British Crown Prince'.

The only puzzle is why we in Britain do. His speeches are little more than log-jams of cliched generalities - 'a lethal cocktail leading to a spiral of despair' was his most recent insight into urban housing - yet they're reported with a reverence even Saddam might find embarrassing.

As for the 'notorious playboy' bit, well, for once this is a matter of public interest. The Prime Minister certainly thought so, judging from the rather ostentatious meal he made of his Commons statement on the Royal separation.

What surprises me is that he hasn't announced an inquiry into events surrounding the Royal Wedding. If the transport minister, Steven Norris, wants to make more stops than the Central Line on his way home, that's his affairs - and it doesn't necessarily reflect on his professional integrity (he obviously believes in increased choice and contracting out).

But the Prince's wedding was a public event and, if it's true, as many sources have claimed, that he was unfaithful to his bride on the very eve of his marriage, then he was effectively perpetrating a massive con on his future subjects and demonstrating a cynical contempt for us. Maybe the Queen's son and Saddam's heir - who runs the Babel paper in between his extensive gambling, womanising and chairing of the Iraqi Olympic Committee - have more in common than the Prince realises.


3 posted on 04/08/2005 10:00:28 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("The Internet, where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents..." --Unknown)
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To: quidnunc

"It's a nice day for a white wedding..."

Billy Idol


4 posted on 04/08/2005 10:10:10 PM PDT by Red Sea Swimmer (Tisha5765Bav)
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To: quidnunc

Next line in that song...

"It's a nice day to start again."

Very appropriate.


5 posted on 04/08/2005 10:11:54 PM PDT by Red Sea Swimmer (Tisha5765Bav)
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To: goldstategop

TLC is having some documentary on Prince Charles and Camilla. They are running clips of Princess Diana saying that is was quite uncomfortable to have three people in a marriage. Quite appropriate that she haunt this marriage...


6 posted on 04/08/2005 10:23:26 PM PDT by Utah Girl
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To: quidnunc

Charles was raised by a nanny and was very close to his grandmother, it's just natural that Camilla would be the love of his life. A man instinctively marries a woman who is the image of his mother.


7 posted on 04/08/2005 10:43:44 PM PDT by citizencon
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To: citizencon
A man instinctively marries a woman who is the image of his mother.

Not to mention that both Charlie and Camilla have faces like a horse...

8 posted on 04/08/2005 10:57:56 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (Deja Moo - The feeling you've heard this bull before...)
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To: quidnunc

To be honest, Camilla has always been the love of his life.
But, while he was away, she married.

He had to marry a virgin.
So, he chose the lovely Diana, who was all of 19 years old,
when they became engaged.

It's funny that, other than the above, the one thing I remember about this "affair" is the word...


TAMPON!


I sincerely hope I didn't offend anyone. ;o)


9 posted on 04/08/2005 11:07:27 PM PDT by dixiechick2000 (President Bush is a mensch in cowboy boots.)
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To: dixiechick2000
I met Camilla's husband at a military veterinary conference in Berchtesgaden. He stuck in my mind - at the formal dinner a general wearing spurs does that. A few years later, my civilian vet (a Scot) told me the dirt about Parker-Bowles & Prince Charles.

And of course, Charles knew Diana who knew Kevin Bacon. That makes a mere 'five degrees of Kevin Bacon' ;-)

10 posted on 04/08/2005 11:36:05 PM PDT by struwwelpeter
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To: Utah Girl
TLC is having some documentary on Prince Charles and Camilla. They are running clips of Princess Diana saying that ...

Yes? What does Diana have to say about this wedding? We're eager to know!

11 posted on 04/09/2005 12:05:17 AM PDT by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC (The heart of the wise man inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left. - Eccl. 10:2)
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To: quidnunc

They deserve each other.


12 posted on 04/09/2005 2:45:45 AM PDT by hershey
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To: Slings and Arrows

Thanks for the de-quiding.


13 posted on 04/09/2005 2:49:20 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Donate or the bunny is stew! Or donate and we stew the bunny. To Stew or not to stew your choice!)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

My pleasure.


14 posted on 04/09/2005 7:16:54 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("The Internet, where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents..." --Unknown)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Remembering that the Church, which more than any other force, created monpgamous marriage, had much more success nudging commoners to accept the institution than the nobility, paradoxically because commoners had much less property to exchange.


15 posted on 04/09/2005 11:32:58 AM PDT by RobbyS (JMJ)
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Personally I find the comments about the appearance of Camilla distasteful, in the same way that comments about GWB looking like a chimp are equally distasteful. I for one think Charles is a splendid fellow. I he is marrying the woman he loves, then good for him.


16 posted on 04/09/2005 2:49:38 PM PDT by Anglo
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To: struwwelpeter

"He stuck in my mind - at the formal dinner a general wearing spurs does that."


Indeed, it would. ;o)

Camilla's husband is the one innocent in this whole sordid affair.
He has behaved as an officer and gentleman should.
I do hope he's been able to get past all of this, and is happy now.

I was hoping the newlyweds would have a private honeymoon.
I see that is not the case.


"And of course, Charles knew Diana who knew Kevin Bacon. That makes a mere 'five degrees of Kevin Bacon' ;-)"


But, how creative you are to get all the way to five degrees. ;o)


17 posted on 04/10/2005 10:18:52 PM PDT by dixiechick2000 (President Bush is a mensch in cowboy boots.)
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To: Anglo

"Personally I find the comments about the appearance of Camilla distasteful"


I agree.
I thought she looked lovely.
In fact, I thought she looked years younger than she is.
She was, truly, the blushing bride.

It's the hats that I don't get. ;o)


18 posted on 04/10/2005 10:22:00 PM PDT by dixiechick2000 (President Bush is a mensch in cowboy boots.)
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To: Anglo

BTW, welcome to Free Republic!


19 posted on 04/10/2005 10:23:16 PM PDT by dixiechick2000 (President Bush is a mensch in cowboy boots.)
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