Posted on 03/02/2005 12:30:39 PM PST by sully777
What is the most awesomely bad love song ever? The one that makes you cringe when you hear it, but you just can't turn it off. What love song makes you shake your head, roll your eyes, laugh, gag, shed a tear, or just punch something because it's so horrendously great that you love to hate it. Or is it vice versa? VH1 is counting down the 40 Most Awesomely Bad Love Songs....The kind of songs that might end a relationship rather than enhance it. You get the drift.
Join us as we count down and celebrate fantastically cheesy lyrics, the best and worst metaphors, awkward and confusing themes, and of course, those strange, misguided flukes from our favorite artists, while our team of experts help explain why we've deemed these songs so (un)worthy. We've been covering our ears, shutting off the radio, and running from the room screaming for too long. It's time to ban these songs to our awesomely bad Hall of F(Sh)ame!
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"Put another log on the Fire."
The shrink tells him that for some reason that has long since been forgotten, such dreadful, memory-saturating tunes are called "Pepsis."
What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?
You get your house back, your dog back, your car back, your wife back, etc.
That's "deuce." It's a car, a deuce coupe, a 32 Ford.
Cut loose like a deuce, another runner in the night.
"she ran calling 'wildfire'" was part of the lyrics. Wildfire may have even been the name of the song. You're right, it sucked.
289 and nobody's brought up the execrable "Yummy Yummy Yummy I've Got Love In My Tummy?"
Babe, I got you babe, I got you babe.
They say our love won't pay the rent, before it's earned our moneys all been spent.
(Turn on nasal factor)
Guess that's true we don't have a lot, at least I'm sure of all the things I got...
Babe, I got you babe.
Aerosmith's "Don't Want to Miss a Thing." Gawd, that song's annoying.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!
Wrapped up like a deuce
another runner in the night
You mean "Arthur's Theme", I believe. A real baddy for sure, although our crew changed it to "When you get caught between the Moon and two big (euphamism for female mammary glands)," which made it almost bearable.
Another forgotten one, "I'm Saving All my Love for You" which in our group became "I'm Shaving both my Legs for You".
That's dreck.
Maria Muldaur. I would know that one:-)
I once saw someone gonged on the "Gong Show" for doing that song.
I once saw an episode of The Gong Show where every performer did that song... there must have been six or seven of them.
'Midnight at the Oasis,
Send your camels to bed...Who did that one?'
Maria Muldaur
Maria Muldaur
That was a great song, especially if you are tired and can sing it while yawning.
Muskrat Love.
I hate that song.
Guess my mind was so occupied with the first 2 listed that Mandy didn't even connect.
It's too overwhelming to think of all these songs at once:)
She died soon after recording that song. I know her name but I'm not telling. I want it to eat away at the inside of your head till you're forced to look it up. :D
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