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Posted on 03/02/2005 12:30:39 PM PST by sully777
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To: sully777; All
Midnight at the Oasis,
Send your camels to bed...Who did that one?
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posted on
03/02/2005 1:20:10 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: sully777
"Put another log on the Fire."
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posted on
03/02/2005 1:20:35 PM PST
by
F.J. Mitchell
(When the left hates you, rejoice, for you are right!!!!!)
To: chief_bigfoot
Decades ago, the great science fiction writer Alfred Bester coined another term for dreadful songs you can't forget. In "The Demolished Man," he told of a future in which murder has ceased because the cops can read minds, so nobody can get away with it. A super-rich financier is determined to murder a rival, and needs a way to conceal his thoughts even from the cops. A psychologist suggests memorizing a dreadful jingle for a popular TV series, an awful, yet unforgettable ditty called "Tenser, Said The Tensor."
The shrink tells him that for some reason that has long since been forgotten, such dreadful, memory-saturating tunes are called "Pepsis."
To: southernnorthcarolina
What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?
You get your house back, your dog back, your car back, your wife back, etc.
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posted on
03/02/2005 1:21:00 PM PST
by
IamConservative
(To worry is to misuse your imagination.)
To: DCPatriot
cut loose like a douche in the middle of the night!That's "deuce." It's a car, a deuce coupe, a 32 Ford.
Cut loose like a deuce, another runner in the night.
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posted on
03/02/2005 1:21:20 PM PST
by
Petronski
(Zebras: Free Range Bar Codes of the Serengeti)
To: Tribune7
"she ran calling 'wildfire'" was part of the lyrics. Wildfire may have even been the name of the song. You're right, it sucked.
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posted on
03/02/2005 1:21:25 PM PST
by
wyattearp
(The best weapon to have in a gunfight is a shotgun - preferably from ambush.)
To: not_apathetic_anymore
289 and nobody's brought up the execrable "Yummy Yummy Yummy I've Got Love In My Tummy?"
To: parcel_of_rogues
Babe, I got you babe, I got you babe.
They say our love won't pay the rent, before it's earned our moneys all been spent.
(Turn on nasal factor)
Guess that's true we don't have a lot, at least I'm sure of all the things I got...
Babe, I got you babe.
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posted on
03/02/2005 1:21:48 PM PST
by
Cathy
To: cjshapi
Aerosmith's "Don't Want to Miss a Thing." Gawd, that song's annoying.
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posted on
03/02/2005 1:21:52 PM PST
by
Junior
(FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC)
To: DCPatriot
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!
Wrapped up like a deuce
another runner in the night
To: ThisLittleLightofMine
You mean "Arthur's Theme", I believe. A real baddy for sure, although our crew changed it to "When you get caught between the Moon and two big (euphamism for female mammary glands)," which made it almost bearable.
Another forgotten one, "I'm Saving All my Love for You" which in our group became "I'm Shaving both my Legs for You".
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posted on
03/02/2005 1:22:22 PM PST
by
ssaftler
(Politically Correct Isn't!)
To: arasina
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posted on
03/02/2005 1:22:43 PM PST
by
Petronski
(Zebras: Free Range Bar Codes of the Serengeti)
To: fanfan
"Midnight at the Oasis, Send your camels to bed...Who did that one? " Maria Muldaur. I would know that one:-)
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posted on
03/02/2005 1:22:44 PM PST
by
camle
(keep your mind open and somebody will fill it with something for you))
To: msjhall
'Feelings. can't recall the artist's name. Pity.' I once saw someone gonged on the "Gong Show" for doing that song.
I once saw an episode of The Gong Show where every performer did that song... there must have been six or seven of them.
To: fanfan
'Midnight at the Oasis,
Send your camels to bed...Who did that one?'
Maria Muldaur
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posted on
03/02/2005 1:23:38 PM PST
by
msjhall
To: fanfan
To: fanfan
That was a great song, especially if you are tired and can sing it while yawning.
To: sully777
Muskrat Love.
I hate that song.
To: TheBigB
Guess my mind was so occupied with the first 2 listed that Mandy didn't even connect.
It's too overwhelming to think of all these songs at once:)
To: Rakkasan1
She died soon after recording that song. I know her name but I'm not telling. I want it to eat away at the inside of your head till you're forced to look it up. :D
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posted on
03/02/2005 1:24:46 PM PST
by
Darkwolf377
(Condi Rice: Yeaaahhh, baybee! http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1350654/posts)
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