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A liberal - To the Republican community. Should we leave? [too DUmb to ZOT]

Posted on 02/13/2005 2:00:25 AM PST by The_Liberal Person

A liberal - To the Republican community.

1. What are your goals as Republicans?

2. Is your goal to make Liberals to leave America?

3. If you want us to stay, when does this country go too far to the right?

4. If you want us to leave, will the US government pay for our plane tickets?


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To: King Prout

We are getting Trolled a little heavily, ain't we.

Alas, I will be in the air for the best Zots :(

The easy answer to this guy is:

yes, we want you to leave;
no, the Gummint won't pay BUT we can probably get enough private donations to ship you all out on the same barge.


301 posted on 02/13/2005 11:11:05 AM PST by freedumb2003 (We will win with the Sword Of Teamwork and the Hammer Of Not-bickering!)
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To: swilhelm73; Zavien Doombringer; 4mycountry; Constitution Day; VRWCmember; Poohbah; dighton; ...
4) No, but we could build a really big catapult.

"Fire....." [CLICK].....

(That's actually a kitchen sink being flung by your friendly, neighborhood trebuchet....)

302 posted on 02/13/2005 11:14:06 AM PST by mhking (Do not mess with dragons, for thou art crunchy & good with ketchup...)
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To: The_Liberal Person
"1. What are your goals as Republicans?"

To eliminate the Leftist hold on our government and learning institutions.

2. Is your goal to make Liberals to leave America?

Yeah!

"3. If you want us to stay, when does this country go too far to the right?"

We don't want you to stay. However as far as the country going too far to the right I will start to have some minor concerns the day the RUSH LIMBAUGH show is deemed to be a voice for the namby-pamby bleeding heart liberal RINOs of the United States of America.

"4. If you want us to leave, will the US government pay for our plane tickets?"

No, we won't ask the government to foot the bill for anything extra-constitutional. We already have a plan in place. We will take up donations as we did in the case of Alec Baldwin and Cher. However, the money will be placed in escrow and you will be able to draw it out once you renounce your American citizenship and turn in your American passport upon arriving at you new home, say in Cuba or France.

303 posted on 02/13/2005 11:16:11 AM PST by Mad Dawgg (French: old Europe word meaning surrender)
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To: swilhelm73
4) No, but we could build a really big catapult.

Maybe we could put 'em on a rocket to the sun ;)

304 posted on 02/13/2005 11:18:49 AM PST by Yardstick
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To: The_Liberal Person

LMAO!!! That Question #4 was perfect!
Naturally the parasite class (liberals) want "the government" (working Republican taxpayers) to give them something for "free". HAR!!

But yeah, I do want liberals to get out of my country.
Please just get out.


305 posted on 02/13/2005 11:19:23 AM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: The_Liberal Person

I would agree to having the government pay for your one way ticket. That would be fine with me. As long as you sign a contract that you'll never come back!


306 posted on 02/13/2005 11:21:10 AM PST by Hildy ( To work is to dance, to live is to worship, to breathe is to love.)
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To: swilhelm73

Thousands!


307 posted on 02/13/2005 11:57:30 AM PST by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: The_Liberal Person
2. Is your goal to make Liberals to leave America?

LOL! Please, please, please leave.

308 posted on 02/13/2005 12:20:40 PM PST by Lady Heron
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To: The_Liberal Person
3. If you want us to stay, when does this country go too far to the right?

When the Consititution is no longer being followed.

309 posted on 02/13/2005 12:24:20 PM PST by Lady Heron
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To: The_Liberal Person
4. If you want us to leave, will the US government pay for our plane tickets?

Unlike liberals we do not look to the government to solve our problems. We will form a fund to buy you plane tickets out of here if you sign a contract to never return.

310 posted on 02/13/2005 12:26:09 PM PST by Lady Heron
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To: mhking

LOL


311 posted on 02/13/2005 12:27:55 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: The_Liberal Person
1. What are your goals as Republicans?

To fix the mess you democrats have left us with and get the government off our backs and out of our lives. Gee, there goes social engineering.

312 posted on 02/13/2005 12:28:28 PM PST by Lady Heron
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To: The_Liberal Person

You don't hate us? Your Chairman does.

"I hate the Republicans and everything they stand for." - Howard Dean


313 posted on 02/13/2005 12:28:58 PM PST by Republican Wildcat
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To: sweetliberty
You forgot the perpetually "offended."

Yes, you are correct, how stupid of me.

It's difficult to keep up with the liberal sensitivities.
314 posted on 02/13/2005 12:34:21 PM PST by Beckwith (I know Churchill, and Ward Churchill is no Churchill . . . he ain't an Indian either . . .)
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To: The_Liberal Person
Before any communication can take place Dude, you have to have read the Constitution of The United States and the Bill of Rights!

Do that, it will be a beginning!

315 posted on 02/13/2005 12:38:15 PM PST by TexasCajun
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To: The_Liberal Person
Hey Dude!

Stop being the party of Hate!

"I hate the Republicans and everything they stand for." - Howard Dean

316 posted on 02/13/2005 12:40:18 PM PST by TexasCajun
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To: The_Liberal Person
AND STOP PUTTING YOUR PARTY AHEAD OF YOUR COUNTRY!!
317 posted on 02/13/2005 12:42:12 PM PST by TexasCajun
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To: swilhelm73
hydrogen dioxide

What is hydrogen dioxide?

318 posted on 02/13/2005 12:45:21 PM PST by reg45
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To: Lazamataz
Well, in the vast concentration camps I envision for liberals, there would be a staging area where we would feed them nothing but beef, beef, beef, with occastional side dishes of salads with blue cheese dressing, and potatoes with butter, cheese, and bacon bits. And we'd make them drink beer and smoke cigarettes and drive SUV's.

At that point, when they are filled up with good Republican foods, we'd bathe them, then slaughter them.

Then on to the canning plant they go.


Dang it, Laz, you gave away the secret. No matter, I always thought liberals go nice with ketchup and a side order of "freedom fries" and a Pepsi.

Me personally, I'd keep a few for slaves so I can run them in giant squirrel cages to generate power for my house so I can hope to lie off the power grid. B-)
319 posted on 02/13/2005 12:58:31 PM PST by Nowhere Man (We have enough youth, how about a Fountain of Smart?)
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To: laishly
Hydrogen dioxide is ozone.

Wrong! There are three forms of molecular oxygen.

    Forms of oxygen
  1. Mono-atomic (O) - a free radical - it is unstable and tends to combine into the diatomic form. It is also extremely reactive in the presence of any reducing agent.
  2. Diatomic (O2) - this is the most common form.
  3. Triatomic (O3) - this form is called ozone. It is also unstable, it tends to break down into the diatomic and mono-atomic forms.

320 posted on 02/13/2005 1:27:47 PM PST by reg45
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