Posted on 02/06/2005 11:24:15 AM PST by Willie Green
Maureen Dowd, the very cute but impossibly shrewish columnist for The New York Times, has a problem with sex.
Dowd is in a dither because female military interrogators used their feminine wiles on Muslim detainees at the Guantanamo Bay prison camp. Which is a great plan because terrorists tend to be so uptight about earthly women that they prefer the 72 virgins waiting for them in heaven.
Great plan, unless the suspects are gay.
Or unless our chicks look like Abu Ghraib prison guard Lyndie England.
In a recent column, Dowd wrote that, " ... female interrogators used a toxic combination of sex and religion to try to break Muslim detainees at the U.S. prison camp in Cuba. It's not merely disgusting. It's beyond belief."
Actually, it's like one of those letters that begins, "Dear Playboy, You are not going to believe this, but ... ."
(Excerpt) Read more at pittsburghlive.com ...
This is Dowd's primary philisophy ---she against sexy women. A "logic" developed and pefected by her after losing bf Michael Douglas to the ultra sexy Catherine Zeta-Jones. Ever since then Dowd is definitely anti-sexy women wherever one may pop up.
LOL! Anyone who has been here for a while, knows there is no limit to how much Laz would hemmorage, if there was a laugh or two in it.
It is the law of logistics.
"And Dowd was really just talking dirty for the fun of it."
That was my take on the original article. This type of sensationaism sells newspapers, which provide advertising dollars, which provide salaries for the likes of Ms. Dowd.
And let's face it; there haven't been NEARLY the number of bad behavior cases involving our military servicemembers that the Left had prayed for. A handful in other publications are already fairly admitting that Iraq may even be a *CHOKE* *GASP* *GROAN* SUCCESS by any standard of measure!
As usual, the left is desperately grasping at straws.
AND...where are the CZJ photos? You know the rules!
Hey, we women have wished for years that we could let you share that little task with us. You can have it. Enjoy. You get all the fun stuff with it, too. I won't elaborate. I will let you find out just like I did. LOL! Howl!
I had a fraternity brother who had a letter to Playboy printed in the magazine. Playboy, not Penthouse.
LOL!
Dying is easy.
Comedy is hard.
--as I pointed out when you signed up, it varies from the siblime to the ridiculous---
You gals may tire of that monthly aggravation after you get it, but I raised a couple of girls and know for a fact that girls anticipate their first period with the same impatientence a boy awaits some visible fuzz(or invisible,as long as he can see it) on his upper lip or his voice changing.
Lot's of women are very cute, than they open thier mouths and all of a sudden you are looking at Helen Thomash.
I wouldn't be fazed! No, no, even if Quebec's finest beaver trappers would come up stream, battling the rapids, and singing a jaunty song! I would ford across that mighty red river, admiring my fecundity, for I.... am a man who wants to MENSTRUATE!!!
You are SICK!!!!
"Commedy is hard." That's a fact. Leastwise it is until we are old enough to see the face in the mirror as everybody else does-then every shave is a trip to the commedy club. Speaking of hemorrage, laughing and shaving at the same time is plumb suicidal.
A Mo Dowd ping.
Oh......This was about Mo Dowd, wasn't it.
Okay All, let's have Mo' Dowd and less logic!!!!
It was blood from a sow! They will be told that as they are released.
I saw her shot up the thread already. And what is she doing with that old piece of jerky named Douglas?
***I saw her shot up the thread already. And what is she doing with that old piece of jerky named Douglas?***
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