[speed_addiction]

You are SICK!!!!

Not really. But I can tell a woman who is desperate need of vigorous, toe curling, eye rolling, sweaty, panting roll in the hay and Mo is one of them. I feel that as a gentleman, if I can provide such a service, why deny the poor woman. From her columns, she has not had a good schtuping in a while. And she won't get one from the fruity "metrosexual" types that frequent the circles she runs in.

[Richard Kimball]

I can't argue with that, and I have to respect a guy that would throw himself on an ugly bomb for the cause.

[speedy]

You're willing to take one for the team, pal, and that makes you okay in my book. Plus I think your analysis of Mo's needs are pretty accurate. I think a vanity post would be well in order if you can carry out your mission.