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[TheBigB]

Yesterday was a bitter day indeed for our friends at DirtyUnderpants.com. President Bush was inaugurated for his second term (not that French guy whose name escapes me at the moment)...NOT ONE DAMN DIME DAY turned quickly to WASTE OF DAMN TIME DAY...Che and Karl are STILL dead...

So they decided to focus their anger and frustration onto one individual. WHO, you may ask! WHO is this powerful right-wing figure who drove them to fury? Karl Rove? George W. Bush? Shannen Doherty? Nope.

Me. :)

Yep, that's right. Little ol' inoffensive, innocent-as-a-newborn-lamb fuzzball me.

Turns out that they take great umbrage to my FReeper homepage. They started their own thread about it here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2469227

Needless to say, when informed of this by OSHA, I was vexed. "Why?" I cried! "What BRINGETH their fire down on me?" "What CAUSETH their righteous indignation?" "How DOESETH this lint keep accumulating in my belly button?"

Turns out that they don't like the pics on my page. Well, specifically, they don't like my pics of scantily-clad famous babes like Jessica Simpson, Rose McGowan, Jaime Pressly, etc. You'd THINK they have more important things to worry about, but no.

So I am now looked down upon by DUh. Which is roughly akin to being called "untalented" by Ashlee Simpson. I added a special welcome message just for them. ;-) You can visit my page and see what upset them, if you haven't done so. But of course, if you think you might not like it, then just don't go. It's that simple. If you do, keep these rules in mind:

Heh. :) I'm sure they'll find this thread eventually, so I'd like to leave them with the ULTIMATE offensive pic (to them, anyway). So...

Enjoy! :)

[Fierce Allegiance]

Unnngh!

[Petronski]

Yeah, Mark Madden. First I purloin the guy's copy, then I misspell his name. Sheesh.

[Izzy Dunne]

why not REO Speedwagon and Air Supply to really girlyman it up?

I thought they were called Hair Supply...

[Petronski]

...why not REO Speedwagon and Air Supply to really girlyman it up?

Maybe he could fight that feeling after all.

[MonroeDNA]

Styx & Journey? Nope, not me...

(not anymore, that is...)

[cripplecreek]

Sorry no pictures today but I did get this sweet little freepmail from the Village voice writer who scribbled it. I got a giggle out of it.


http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1323890/posts


"That's really f***ing insulting, implying I'm trying to incite violence. I'm trying to do the same thing as you: be a citizen."

[mc5cents]

Ain't nuttin wrong with Niki Taylor's posterior either.

[monday]

After reading that thread, all I can say is wow... DUer's can sure suck the fun out of anything. I can pretty much tell how I will get along with someone by how seriously they take themselves. Aside from one or two exceptions they all seem to take themselves pretty damn seriously. They are even less fun than being tied to a chair during a revival meeting.

Oh well, heard this one?

The owner of a gasoline station in Tattnall County, Georgia was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a billboard showing "FREE SEX WITH FILL-UP!"
Soon a local young man, Jim filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.
The owner told him "pick a number from 1 to 10; if you pick the right number, you will get your free sex." Jim picked the number 8, and the gas station owner said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."
A week later Jim, along with his buddy Bill, pulled into the station. Jim filled his gas tank, and again asked for his free sex. The station owner gave him the same story again, and asked him to guess a
number. This time, Jim guessed 2. The station owner said, "Sorry, the correct number was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away from the gasoline station, Jim said to Bill, "I think that game is rigged, and he doesn't really give away free sex."
Bill replied, "No it ain't rigged Jim. My wife won twice last week."

[MotleyGirl70]

Do you think this guy chokes his chicken a bit more than is healthy?

You gotta admit that is kind of funny.

[Petronski]

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
Domo. [Domo!]
Domo. [Domo!]

[TheBigB]

I do like 'em. :^)

[kc2theline]

No Stones? Beatles? Neil Young? Grateful Dead? Little Feat?
Eagles? -Otherwise I'm with you.

[TheBigB]

It made me laugh, yeah. ;^)

[TheBigB]

And I forgot to add...

[monday]

"LedZep = overrated."

Hey, I like LedZep. Kashmir is cool cranked up to ear bleed levels. Whenever some punk with a system starts cranking Ludicris, I retaliate. I gots a pretty decent system myself.

[KosmicKitty]

LedZep = overrated.

Ummmm
You did say you liked, gee, was it Journey???

=8-0

[mhking]

Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

[presidio9]

1923, '27, '28, '32, '36, '37, '38, '39, '41, '43, '47, '49, '50, '51, '52, '53, '56, '58, '61, '62, '77, '78, '96, '98, '99, 2000... YANKEEZ RULE!!!

[Petronski]

They're so . . . . deep.

[KosmicKitty]

ELO was okay, but Floyd rulz!!!!!!

(I have never before used the term "rulz", it must be Friday!!)