Today is John Kerry's Birthday

12/11/04

[LdSentinal]

Two days ago it was Tom Daschle's birthday; today is the birthday of John Kerry who was born on December 11, 1943.

Birthday wishes, comments, and gloating are welcome.

[Prime Choice]

I couldn't imagine a better one that would make FreeRepublic appear more puerile, ignorant and small-minded.

I can! Just start by whining about someone else's thread! That gets BONUS points on the ignorant and small-minded scale!

[Prime Choice]

lol, that blue bunny suit. what a moron.

You know, that blue bunny suit was kinda dorky...but what really made it High Stupidity for Kerry was when he claimed he didn't know that photos were being taken...when practically every photo showed him mugging straight to the camera eye!

I so love that the Kennedy Space Center got to hand ol' Effin' Kerry his butt in a powder-blue bunny suit. Hehehehehehehe.

[ConservativeStatement]

Ironically, he shares a birthday with actress Teri Garr who was in "Young Frankenstein."

[newzjunkey]

I'm very, very sad I missed Tom's birthday. ;)

[Cobra64]

From the Peter Pan song in the Wizard of Oz, "I just never want to grow up."

Then on the 'flip' side, "This is the wrong war, at the wrong place, at the wrong time."

In closing this is one too many birthdays for this traitor. The bastard should have been executed for treason and self-admitted war crimes in 1971.

[kitkat]

***You are SUCH a fun guy***

On second thought, I must apologize. "fun guy" should be pronounced as one word.

[Darkwolf377]

"I couldn't imagine a better one that would make FreeRepublic appear more puerile, ignorant and small-minded." "You're absolutely right; I'm worse than Hitler."

Oh, so now you're gonna start on National Socialists? How...how PUERILE of you! :P

Isn't it fun when someone tries to derail a thread and it backfired? Next we get the "If I knew it would cause such controversy I wouldn't have said anything" post...

[REDWOOD99]

"What knockers!"

[Dallas59]

[MetalHeadConservative35]

happy b-day JFK,youve earned alittle respect from me on the grounds that you showed alot of class in conceding

[advance_copy]

I was going to say Happy Birthday before I didn't

[leadpenny]

OMG, Kerry's a leadpenny.


Nooooooooo!

[BigCinBigD]

Happy birthday and Merry Christmas John. Kiss your wife for me. But remember to spray her down with Lysol first.

[blondee123]

Oh, come on now. Sure, this thread may be "puerile, ignorant and small-minded" by 1980's standards, or by conservative standards, but in today's terms and among liberals? This would be roughly equivalent to the -least- purile, most knowledgable and open-minded thread anywhere on DU.

Definitely mild compared to DU threads!

[RandallFlagg]

This thread cracks me up!

Almost as much as...UNNNGH!

Kerry shared a birthday with the late Mako

Who was in "Conan the Barbarian" with Arnold Schwarzenegger,
Who was in "Twins" with Danny DeVito,
Who was in "Hoffa" with Jack Nicholson,
Who was in "A Few Good Men" with.....
Kevin Bacon.

[myvoice]

Some of those would make great t-shirts.

[WestVirginiaRebel]

Teri Garr was also in Blazing Saddles.

Hedley Lamarr was the John Kerry to the Sheriff's George Bush.

[WestVirginiaRebel]

Whoops! My mistake-it was Madeline Kahn. They both looked a lot alike. But the rest is accurate IMHO.

[Petes Sandy Girl]

John Kerry gets a "lewinski" for his birthday.

[Dec31,1999]

I wish the anti American heathen, piece of junk a very unhappy birthday.