The Quote of the Day - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Texas Insider ^ | Nov 23,2004 | Seton Motley

[SuthrnGirl]

The Quote of the Day Published on 11/23/2004

"I always take time to worship God in as evangelical a way as is feasible, given time and location constraints. As you know, I consider myself an evangelical Christian, really a Christian conservative, if you want to know the truth, so it's nice to be 'home' again in the South, which I really consider my quote- unquote home even though I live in New York most of the time. Well, Washington, D.C., most of the time, actually, but if I'm not there I'm in New York, of course, but always thinking about being here, in the South, my spiritual home, where I shared so many wonderful evangelical . . . moments and . . . events."

[SuthrnGirl]

my my my!!....who'da thunk ole Hillary was one of "us" .. the ignorant, uneducated, morons of the red state....she is so obvious, I hope lightening strikes her.. yuck ...

[nancetx]

I didn't know worshipping Christ came in "as feasible a way"

[JoanneSD]

if you want to know the truth

does she not always tell the truth?

[MEG33]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1287042/posts
Parody Alert

Dear Jeff Blogworthy,

As others have pointed out, these quotes are from a satirical column in the current National Review. They are genuine quotes from Rob Long's column, but don't represent real Hillary Clinton quotes.

Admin Moderator, maybe it might help if you added to the thread title something like, "[SATIRE]".


sitetest

[Paladin2]

What???????

Was there a question that this is the answer to??

Next thing ya' know, she'll claim she was always a Braves fan, especially after they moved to Atlanta.

Shameless, Shameful Pandering. Unbelievable.

[prognostigaator]

Next, she'll be going to confession....

[caisson71]

By the time 2008 rolls around, she'll have one helluva nose.

[West Coast Conservative]

Her voting record on abortion tells a different story.

[Bommer]

First she claimed she was Chicago Cubs girl, Then a NY Yankees fan, now shes back to her hometown roots for Jesus! Please! How stupid oes she think the public is?

[wildbill]

Would you buy a used husband from this woman?

[cgk]

As you know, I consider myself an evangelical Christian, really a Christian conservative, if you want to know the truth, so it's nice to be 'home' again in the South, which I really consider my quote- unquote home even though I live in New York most of the time. Well, Washington, D.C., most of the time, actually, but if I'm not there I'm in New York, of course, but always thinking about being here, in the South, my spiritual home, where I shared so many wonderful evangelical . . . moments and . . . events.

That is one serious rambling run-on or something close to it. Home: as defined by the deranged.

[CasaubonEco]

lol...the frost queen panderin to dem der god lovin rednecks.

wheres that video of her being all jewish too!!

lol...can anyone say "phoney"

[Dante3]

If I had seen this quote prior to the elections, I would never have guessed it's Hillary. Let's hope more of the politicians saw the writing on the wall from this election.

BTW, she is also against open borders like some 87% of Americans.

[jaz.357]

When you DO pray, do you face Mecca or....

THE NEAREST FEDERAL RESERVE BANK!

[Prime Choice]

"I always take time to worship God in as evangelical a way as is feasible, given time and location constraints. As you know, I consider myself an evangelical Christian, really a Christian conservative, if you want to know the truth, so it's nice to be 'home' again in the South, which I really consider my quote- unquote home even though I live in New York most of the time. Well, Washington, D.C., most of the time, actually, but if I'm not there I'm in New York, of course, but always thinking about being here, in the South, my spiritual home, where I shared so many wonderful evangelical . . . moments and . . . events."

Good grief! The dumb broad doesn't even know how to politically whore herself properly. What a wretched attempt!

I hope she keeps embarassing herself like this. Hehehehehehehe.

[spokeshave]

...........and location constraints. As you know , I consider myself ....

Accompanied by vigorous HEAD BOBBING and Canckle thumping

[Pharmboy]

This has been posted numerous times...it is a SATIRE. It is a phony, fraud, BS, lying bit of nonsense. The search is your friend...

[HardStarboard]

Good Lord! She is so transparent, so disingenuous, so pandering that......that.....she may pull it off.

We have got to start the campaign to knock her out very soon......dangerous woman.

[jigsaw]

Sister Sold-Ya (to the devil, doncha know.)

[Texas Eagle]

Did she hire that guy from Scrappleface.com as a speech writer?