The Arafat Lady Sings (NY Post Front Page Mocking of Arafats!)

NY Post ^ | 11/12/04 | Uri Dan/Andy Soltis

[NYC Republican]

Suha Arafat, who jealously guarded her husband's bedside during his final hours, brought his body home from France yesterday for burial — after sealing a deal that will make her a very rich widow.

Suha agreed to a settlement with the Palestinian Authority that will reportedly pay her as much as $22 million a year for divulging the secrets of her husband's fortune.

[Elkiejg]

Inquiring minds want to know if HILLARY will be attending the funeral to comfort her dear friend Suha -- maybe she can give her another kiss-kiss.

[hellinahandcart]

Oh, how I miss seeing the Post headlines every day. :D

[hellinahandcart]

She's rich, she's famous, she lives in PARIS, but she can't find something non-plastic to put in her hair for a state funeral? How utterly tacky.

[gridlock]

If I were Suha, I would have settled for a much smaller lump sum. You don't need to give these guys yet another reason to want you dead. Take a lump sum and disappear would seem to be the much healthier course.

[Pinetop]

She controlled his death so that she got the money and the PLA got a burial on the last day of Ramadan--thereby entombing his myth.

[WmShirerAdmirer]

Does anyone think they will really honor this agreement?

[WmShirerAdmirer]

I think you are right. But we may just hear someday anyway, that she suddenly disappeared in between payment cycles (though not of her own accord of course). It doesn't pay to be greedy.

[Peach]

The mainstream media have been further exposed for their hypocrisy with this statement from the president yesterday:

"There is a certain attitude in the world, by some, that says that it's a waste of time to try to promote free societies in parts of the world. I've heard that criticism…But if you do not believe people can be free and can self-govern, then all of a sudden the two-state solution in the Middle East becomes a moot point, invalid. If you're willing to condemn a group of people to a system of government that hasn't worked, then you'll never be able to achieve the peace."

[thag]

If I were Suha, I'd go on a diet and would never have married that terrorist.

"Hi Honey, how was your day?"

"Terrible. Only blew up two buses today. What's for dinner? Pork chops again?"

thag

[DTogo]

Hey, you forgot the BARF ALERT! I'm reporting you! ;)

[NonValueAdded]

Possibly, but consider that Arafat might have given her an insurance policy like a safe deposit box full of evidence or the access codes to a couple of his accounts. She would be safe as long as she had some kind of hold over them.

[OrioleFan]

They were laughing on Fox the other day about some Palastine newspaper headline that read "Arafat alive; funeral on Friday."

[aruanan]

Suha agreed to a settlement with the Palestinian Authority that will reportedly pay her as much as $22 million a year for divulging the secrets of her husband's fortune.

Yeah, "We'll give you $22 million a year if you tell us where he stashed the one thousand to six thousand million dollars."

[mickie]

Now would be a good time to post a picture of Hillairy kissing Suha.

[USMC-EOD]

Your wish is my command:

[montag813]

HOW MUCH AMERICAN AND U.N. "AID" MONEY WAS SIPHONED INTO ARAFAT'S PERSONAL BANK ACCOUNTS...CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVE AND SENATOR TO DEMAND AN IMMEDIATE INVESTIGATION, INCLUDING FREEZING OF ACCOUNTS, UNTIL WE CAN DETERMINE HOW MUCH AMERICAN AND U.N. MONEY WAS STOLEN

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

This has got to be driving their circulation up.

Nice work NYP.

[Wil H]

Doesn't that man know that smoking is DANGEROUS !

[NYC Republican]

Excellent point!