Hey, Morford: 60% of even California voted against gay marriage, so enough of this 'Christian Nutbar Red State' nonsense.
Posted on 11/10/2004 7:50:36 AM PST by presidio9
This just in: Millions of moderate Republicans and gay-terrified evangelical Christians and intellectually numbed conservative parents who thought they were doing some sort of good by blindly voting for Dubya and hence protecting their wee ones from swarthy Islamic evildoers who want to steal their kids' Kraft Lunchables and nuke Disneyland, all should be emerging from a deep fog of savage denial any minute now. Wake, they will, to the increasingly obvious fact that their beloved smirkin' president, the one who seemed to care about them so deeply just a couple weeks ago and who reached out to them and promised them the gun-happy gay-unfriendly moon in exchange for full access to their civil rights and a blank check to do whatever the hell he likes, he apparently doesn't give a damn about them. Not anymore.
The truth will soon be hitting much of the conservative nation like a redneck smacks a dog: Now that the fear-saturated red states have handed this failed oilman four more unrestrained years to do his dirtiest deeds and a deeply contaminated, well-greased congress to do it with, he no longer needs their support and he couldn't care less about their "moral values" or their positions on Social Security reform or the war in Iraq or just what the hell he meant about spending the "political capital" he claims he's earned by winning the election by the slimmest margin of any incumbent president in history.
Oh, sure, Bush reached out, didn't he, Mrs. Moderate Republican? He made you a believer. He promised more intolerance for gays and more Bible classes in the White House and more laughably irresponsible tax breaks you don't really need and more dumbed-down, black-and-white, good-versus-evil perspectives that take all the pressure off of having to, you know, think.
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Hey, Morford: 60% of even California voted against gay marriage, so enough of this 'Christian Nutbar Red State' nonsense.
Ahhh, to hear the lamantations of their women.
Yawn.
Can we move on (pun intended) pls?
The leftist unhingement at Bush's victory is pitiful.
When Fallujah is liberated, San Francisco should be next !
It's just thoooooooo horrible and the rancid stench of the nonorgasmic, nondripping constipated radical right invades the collective rectum of the rest of blue American sex loving, wet and squishy, climaxing loving citizens of the world who only want to live in peace and penentrate each others orifices and serve pate and walk hand in hand thorugh our gardens now despoiled by global warming due to the Bushco administration of rigid, oil loving, vote disenfranchising, minority hating, Artic Wildlife Refuge Drilling, (oh, did I say drilling?), and blah, blah, blah, blah.................
I think the county-by-county electoral map speaks for itself in showing the fallicy of the "Redneck-Right-Red State" idea. Even most of the Blue states had large proportions of counties which voted the RIGHT way!!
What tolerance, what diversity, what an A$$**&^... Hey punk SF'er, bring your little fairy A$$ over here to Virginia so this "redneck" can wring it... My Lord, these are people who want to run our nation???
Of all the petulent bitch-fests, I think I was looking forward to this one the most...
"more laughably irresponsible tax breaks"
This just in, Morford you demented nitrate-sniffer. It's our money and we spend it better and more productively than government. Its tax-HIKES that are irresponsible.
My goodness, all that lurve and liberal goodness covered up with hate for George Bush and the 59,500,000 milion people who voted for a better America...
Really, Mr. Morford? And you get to decide what I do and don't need?
Morford must be really torn up today, now that Ashcroft has announced his resignation. Markie couldn't go an entire column without making some homoerotic comment about the AG, and now what will s/he do?
I hate it when women get all whiney like this. Markie? Take a Midol.
"59,500,000 million."
There aren't that many people on the planet!
Move to Oakland.
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