[tomkow6]

 

Today's FEEBLE

YOKE :

Ms Feather & TomKow were invited to join friends at a quaint inn over an hour's drive away. Then Ms Feather remembered that the last time she'd eaten there, her entree was tasteless, unevenly heated, and not well presented. It was far
from being a great dining experience.

When she explained why she didn't want to go, TomKow was supportive.

"You're right Ms Feather, if we want a lousy meal, we don't have to drive so far," he said.

"We can just stay here and you can cook."

[beachn4fun]

Election Day Joke

A little something to get your mind racing and geared up for the election.

Tom and Old Sarge were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.

Tom said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"

Old Sarge says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hootch and get completely smashed.

The next morning Tom wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!

Then the phone rings .... it's Old Sarge.

Old Sarge says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"

Tom says, "I feel great. How about you?"

Old Sarge says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"

Tom, "No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."

"Yeah, well there's just one thing."

"What's that?"

"Have you farted yet?"

"No "

"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in PHOENIX."

[Kathy in Alaska]

Have a really good Coast Guard Auxilliary meeting tonight.

Drive carefully.