CONFESS!! (pre-election day tension-breaking vanity)

self

[TheBigB]

CONFESS, FReepers!!

CONFESS your deepest, darkest, most shameful secrets here!

If we spend all day poring over polls and looking for any scrap of election info, we'll go nutz.

We've gotta have some fun. :) And we can't spend ALL day on the thread about German penis size.

CONFESS, I say!

[Smedley]

Years ago, I dated a Democrat for four months before she dumped me (rather suddenly) for a millionaire with a really bad toupee and Austin Powers style bad teeth.

I still resent it.

[cyborg]

I confess to be food deprived and sex deprived and money deprived. I'm so deprived. Someone help me.

[linn37]

I want to have Trace Atkins love child.Its my theory that he wrote the song 'One Hot Mama' about me!

[OXENinFLA]

Francis: Hey kid. I want you to spill your guts. Tell us everything.

Chunk: Everything?

Francis: Everything!

Chunk: Everything. Okay, I'll talk. In third grade I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade I stole my Uncle Max's toupe and I glued it on my face when I played Moses in my Hebrew school play. In fifth grade I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... ..................

Then my mom sent me to...to a summer camp for fat kids. And that was third lunch I got nuts and I pigged out, and they kicked me out...................................

But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theatre, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony, and then, then I made a noise like this.... Huagh. Huagh. Huagh. Huaaah! And, and then I dumped it over the side on all the people in the audience. Then, th-then then this was horrible, all the people started getting sick, and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life...........

[TheBigB]

I still own a Leif Garrett 8 track (Sobbing openly for the first time in years)

*whistles*

That may be the thread winner. :) Still, it's out there now...be proud!

[leadpenny]

Self Ping for when I get home from work this evening.

How did you know I was German?

[AlGone2001]

Years ago... before I even knew the difference between the political parties, I advocated universal health coverage to my friends.

I used to be an alcoholic.

[LadyPilgrim]

I agree in Jesus Name!

[MozartLover]

I'M A CLOSET COUNTRY MUSIC FAN!!!

[proud American in Canada]

"I still own a Leif Garrett 8 track (Sobbing openly for the first time in years)"

LOL. Let it out, ChadGore. Just let it go.

If it's any comfort, I liked the Bay City Rollers. :)

[tiki]

Same here, almost the same prayer.

[fml]

ROTFLMBO!!!

[Twinkie]

Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Buzzzzzzzzzzz!
That's the Twinkometer going off! You WILL be hunted
down and given a year's supply of Ivory soap, paper
towels and be required to wear a monitor on your wrist
which alerts the authorities when you skip washing
the old paws after going to the restroom!

My secret is that I am a busybody.

[cyborg]

OMG... you've never seen those?

[freedumb2003]

I thought turkeys could fly.

"Oh, the humanity!!"

[buffyt]

I brainwashed my kids to be conservatives. It worked. They are 20, 21, and 23. The two younger ones are even more conservative than I am. And I am so far out on the right!!!! Way out there. My 23 year old is sick of all the political stuff right now, he will be glad when it is over. My 21 year old called me from Austin, Univ of TEX, to talk politics. She has converted a lot of liberals to vote for Bush. I arm her with the facts, and she tells 'em like it is. My 20 year old screams at Kerry, Clinton, and Edwards when they are on TV. He can see right through their lies. Why can't everyone??????

[avg_freeper]

I confess that I had a vey series Tootsie Roll related injury last night.

[Fenris6]

I'm an alien sent to check on the progress of our Mar's colony. Why did you guys move here? You have no idea how much red tape this will generate.

[longfellow]

I would like to become a censored stalker right after this election and on my list would be censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored oh yeah and censored. Especially censored for putting out censored and then we will see if he thinks there is no threat out there!!! MUHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Smogger]

hahaahah