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To: TheBigB
Francis: Hey kid. I want you to spill your guts. Tell us everything.

Chunk: Everything?

Francis: Everything!

Chunk: Everything. Okay, I'll talk. In third grade I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade I stole my Uncle Max's toupe and I glued it on my face when I played Moses in my Hebrew school play. In fifth grade I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... ..................

Then my mom sent me to...to a summer camp for fat kids. And that was third lunch I got nuts and I pigged out, and they kicked me out...................................

But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theatre, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony, and then, then I made a noise like this.... Huagh. Huagh. Huagh. Huaaah! And, and then I dumped it over the side on all the people in the audience. Then, th-then then this was horrible, all the people started getting sick, and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life...........

104 posted on 11/01/2004 7:11:08 AM PST by OXENinFLA
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To: OXENinFLA

I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard -- I don't think I know anyone that can top yours!


162 posted on 11/01/2004 7:15:57 AM PST by PhiKapMom
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To: OXENinFLA

Ohhhh...that's a wav file somewhere....looking!


166 posted on 11/01/2004 7:16:45 AM PST by Rebelbase (Indiscriminate reprisals strengthen the terrorists. Targeted ones weaken them. Aim is everything.)
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To: OXENinFLA

Were you ever on the boat between Los Angeles and Catalina Island? Someone did that there. One person started it, then hundreds of people started puking simultaneously!


168 posted on 11/01/2004 7:16:56 AM PST by TommyDale
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To: OXENinFLA
One of my favorite movies from childhood!
Thanks for giving me a laugh this morning @ work!
602 posted on 11/01/2004 8:48:52 AM PST by arizonarachel (Logic = Conservative = FreeRepublic)
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To: OXENinFLA

I was literally laughing outloud. Thanks!


711 posted on 11/01/2004 10:01:10 AM PST by valleygal
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To: OXENinFLA

I LOVE THAT MOVIE....!!!!!!! Go Goonies


925 posted on 11/01/2004 3:15:08 PM PST by kyperman (Hows this for a face you love to hate.)
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To: OXENinFLA

You said: Then, th-then then this was horrible, all the people started getting sick, and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life...........


THANKS for the huge laugh. ROFLMAO


1,113 posted on 11/01/2004 6:39:21 PM PST by HighlyOpinionated (W is going to win. W is going to win,. Repeat after me: W is going to win. W is going to win.)
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To: OXENinFLA
But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theatre, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony, and then, then I made a noise like this.... Huagh. Huagh. Huagh. Huaaah! And, and then I dumped it over the side on all the people in the audience. Then, th-then then this was horrible, all the people started getting sick, and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life...........

LMAO!!! BAG!!! < :D

1,115 posted on 11/01/2004 7:15:02 PM PST by my_pointy_head_is_sharp
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To: OXENinFLA
Chunk: Everything?


1,144 posted on 11/01/2004 9:11:45 PM PST by Ichneumon ("...she might as well have been a space alien." - Bill Clinton, on Hillary, "My Life", p. 182)
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