Posted on 10/29/2004 8:34:54 AM PDT by presidio9
Surveys in the United States may be showing the race for president as too close to call but top Indian astrologers say the planets have clearly made up their mind: John Kerry will win.
Planets governing President Bush are eclipsed and in an uncomfortable position, making his tenure controversial and his re-election bid unsuccessful, the soothsayers said on Friday, four days before the vote.
On the other hand, the planets of Democratic challenger Senator John Kerry were in the ascendant, ensuring him success in competitions.
"Saturn, which is the lord of health and fortune for President Bush, has been eclipsed by the Sun, which is unfortunate and gives him a clear defeat," Lachhman Das Madan, editor of a popular astrology magazine, told Reuters.
"Kerry will win," said Madan, who is also known as "the emperor of astrologers." "It is cosmic writ that George W. Bush cannot become president of United States again."
Ajai Bhambi, a senior astrologer and author of several books on the science of predictions, agreed.
"Kerry is likely to beat Bush in the final verdict," he told the New Indian Express newspaper.
Bejan Daruwalla, another top astrologer, told Reuters he had yet to calculate who would win Tuesday's election. But Bush, even if he won, would not be allowed by his planets to complete a full term, he said.
Astrology is extremely popular in India and many top politicians, businessmen and movie stars consult astrologers before taking important decisions.
Tuesday's vote is forecast to be one of the closest in American history. A Reuters/Zogby poll showed on Thursday that Bush was leading Kerry by 48 to 46 percent but the lead was well within the poll's margin of error.
What's next? Will Reuters post a 900 number for their news?
Note to lurking Dems - this clearly means that you don't have to take all the trouble to go to the polls on Tuesday. Just stay at home and have a relaxing evening. The planets will do your voting for you.
From now on, all predictions of Kerry winning should be filed under "Oddly Enough".
What the h311 is this doing in the news?
I swear, journalists are the most scientifically ignorant herd of morons on the face of the earth.
>>How many Electoral Votes does Jupiter, Mars, Venus, etc each have?<<
Damn illegal aliens. :^D
This is hysterical! Thanks for the comic relief.LOL
"Kerry is likely to beat Bush in the final verdict," he told the New Indian Express newspaper.
Evolutionist Caste System Slavery.....
India's Democratic 'Caste' Slavery......
Israel is Blessed for ever!!
"Kerry is likely to beat Bush in the final verdict," he told the New Indian Express newspaper.
Evolutionist Caste System Slavery.....
India's Democratic 'Caste' Slavery......
Israel is Blessed for ever!!
Along with every member of the United Nations.
GAWD! The Dems have replaced McAwful with Miss Cleo!
Jackie Stallone's psychic dogs predicted Bush. They have a better track record.
Kerry to Edwards: "Check out this poll! I'm up in Uranis!"
Sorry, but dammit, somebody had to write it!
This must be true. Everytime I see a Kerry supporter, I want to say "you've got your head stuck up Uranus".
Again, it's the democrats accusing the republicans of their own position. I don't see Kerry lasting two years before impeachment rolls around for his Article 13 violation.
Nyahh Nyaah! I was quicker AND funnier. :^P
Mine was spelled correctly.
There, much more accurate.
:^)
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