Some good toons for today:
Posted on 10/28/2004 11:00:58 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Don't Surrender!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")
Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATS' tyranny's built fer fools...
We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!!
We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud...
Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!!
We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!!
So git up and FReep now...
Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all who remember...
Yer Effete, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend...
RATS retreat, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
DemRAT faces are mad and cold...
Left's schemes are weak and olde...
We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin...
And Right's ready to stand tall again!!
We hear the Lib'rals voices cheerin' fer John...
DemRATS, they ain't too smart!!
Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own...
Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!
Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September...
"No retreat...Dubyuh won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!
Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!!
We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin...
Culture War's the fight we're wagin'...
RATS say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'...
I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...damn the Lib'rals' dread!!
Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!
Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September...
"No retreat, Country won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Boldly FReep, Nation don't surrender!!
Mudboy Slim
Sorry you couldn't make it, Nick...good to see the rest of y'all...MUD
Mud, you know you got it bad when the first thing you do back from lunch with FReepers is check in on freerepublic.com.
What? How did I catch your post?
Oh...nevermind.
Like, Nick, I'm bummed I couldn't get there either.....last minute emergency at work kept hubby from being able to take the day off.
It was good to see everyone. Sorry you couldn't make it, Nick. We missed you and the rest of the group who couldn't make it. See you next Monday at the Eric Cantor event.
We missed you. I hope you'll be able to come to the next one.
Were your ears burning - we were talking about you. Flora was telling us about your freeping of Kerry.
We have a job for you - if you still want to help regarding the tax situation. I'll freepmail you.
OH great........just when I thought I had finally convinced all the rest of you that I'm really a nice gal, Flora goes and tells my secrets!!! LOL!
Freepmail away, friend!
You two have all the fun. You both have been to more freeping opportunities than I have, that's for sure.
Freepmail has been sent. :)
I've only been to 2 FReeps - the first was with the DC chapter in Nov or Dec 2000 and the one in Norfolk. both of those were able to be done only because my husband was off from work.
Neither living in Dover nor in Accomack County is conducive to attending FReeps.......not too many of us on DelMarVa.
You've got return mail :)
We missed you, my FRiend...MUD
Another man on a mission, eh?
Gotta luv his taste in Freeping attire ;^)
FGS
"MUD's Spin Cries 'Willie!!'"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix' "The Wind Cries Mary")
After all, the RATS are soooo obnoxious!!
Now, the Left has all gone to bed...
You can hear MudboySlim staggering all thru his FReeps...
Justice Shall Be Had!!
And MUD's spin whispers, "Willie!!"
Landru is merrily FReepin'...
Up the broken peices of an imperfect life.
Somewhere RATS' Queen is weeping...
Somewhere Ol' Slim whups young Spike!!
And MUD's spin cries, "Willie!!"
(BigMan on rhythm...Mike Nailin' the Lead!!)
The FReepin' Right wears blue tomorrow...
The Fight 'gainst Socialists...Right Shall Now Win!!
The Medyuh Whiners can all "BITE ME!!"
Cause yer Lib'ral S#I+ is dead!!!
And MUD's Tunes Scream, "JUSTICE!!"
Will Ol' Slick ever remember...
The Kids HE HAS KILLED in the past?!!
Slick's a KLUTZ, he'll be raped, by his CellMate!!
MUD whispers, "YO!! Tyranny Shall Not Last!!"
And then Slim laughed boisterously........
Post-FReep...MUD (12/18/2002)
"Fight Against RATS' LustFerPower!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's version of "All Along the Watchtower")
"There must be some kind of way to Fight FEAR..."
Said Rush Limbaugh to OUR Chief!!
"There's too much corruption...
Clinton Shall Not Go FRee!!!
Bus'nessMen...'tis JusticeTime!!
Plowmen...Sing MUD's Words!!
MUD Shall Never Compromise...
Nobody else here should!!
Fer Treason we shall Indict Slick...
The Left...RATS Shall Implode!!
There are many RATS amongst us...
Who "feel" Pro-Life is but a Joke!!
But you and I we've been through that...
Gittin' JUSTICE is OUR Fate!!
So let US stop talking falsely now
RAT-Power's Gittin' Scant!!
Tyrants...RATS Lust Fer Power!!
Leftists HATE the TRUTH!!
While all the Lib'rals came to chant...
BrainDead IDIOT FOOLS!!
Outside in a cold cavern...
Ol' Mudboy DOTH Growwwwwllllll...
TruthWriters are approaching...
As Ol' Slim Began To HOWL!!
Fight Against RATS' LustFerPower!!
Join US On The Watchtower!!
Fight Against BigGuv'mentPower!!
ROCK the RATS into SUBMISSION!!!
FReegards...MUD (01/22/2003)
"Exposed"
The liberal will give you a handout
Conservatives, a helping hand
Liberals think you’re just a lout,
a pebble in the shifting sand
They’ll give you a monthly check
just give them your vote
for a few pieces of gold
your dignity has been sold
Liberals want generations
of people on the dole
they want a nation
which has no Soul
We say, we’re born to be free
liberals say, not you, just me
they will provide “security”
but, you must give up liberty
Liberals don’t want God in schools
they give us government tools
propagandizing our children into fools
“teaching” them to “ feel”, not think
placing this nation on the brink
They are in for a surprise
the beast they idolize,
the one they admire
will be cast into the Lake of Fire,
the culmination of Yahweh’s ire
Now don’t get me wrong,
conservatives have gone along,
we’ve made many mistakes
we’re willing to admit
at times we didn’t get it
If there’s one weakness we have,
we accept speeches as salve,
wanting to believe
what we’re told by thieves
They speak of the Lord
striking a chord,
for those of us who believe,
accepting the deceit they weave
It’s time we woke up
no longer drink from their cup
nor let them use us anymore
these political whores
Matters not the label they wear
they don’t really care
they just want us to be there
to vote them in
to continue their corruption
without interruption
Copyright 2002 By John J. Lindsay. All Rights Reserved
August 4, 2002
"Little Bi+c#!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix' "Little Wing")
Folks, Left's squawkin' mighty loud...
Fascist Lib'ral Minds...RAT's mind-numbed child.
Sure, Slick lies and Bill RAPES...still FOOLS kneel!!
Willie, fare thee well...
Yer all MUD ever thinks about!!!
"Sorry" AIN'T Gittin' It!!
Sure, I'm MAD...that's why I FReep!!
With Ten Thousand Smiles FRiends give to me FRee...)8^D!!
"Yes, WE're Right!!" MUD says, "Left Ain't Right!!"
Yes, MUD Shall Sing FER Justice,
Beel...SlixMUDZbi+c#!!......SlixMUDZbi+c#!!
(BigMan on Lead...Disco on rhythm)
FReegards...MUD (12/18/2002)
"Hey, MUD!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix' "Hey Joe!!")
Hey MUD...where ya' goin' with that song in yer head?!
I said "Hey MUD!! Where ya goin' with that song in yer head?!"
I'm goin' out to FRY Bill Clinton 'cuz Slick's been Traitorin' round with some ChinaMen!!
I said, "I'm goin' out to FRY Slick Willie now he's been scummin' 'round with FRenchGirleyMen!!
Hey MUD, tell me what are you gonna do?!
Hey MUD, tell me what are you gonna do?!
Well I guess I'll Whup Bill Clinton...that's what I'll do!!
Yes, I guess I'll Whup the Lib'rals afore I'm through!!
Hey MUD...tell me where are you gonna go?!
Hey dude, tell US how's it all gonna go?!
Well, I think we'll throw down in our Capital...Re-Impeach RATS' 'HO!!
Yes, I think Left'll go down and then ALL MEN Shall Be FRee!!
And there justa might be a hangman's rope gonna be put around Slick...Treason's a Capital Crime...YEAH!!
FReegards...MUD (12/18/2002)
"Hey, MUD!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix' "Hey Joe!!")
Hey MUD...where ya' goin' with that song in yer head?!
I said "Hey MUD!! Where ya goin' with that song in yer head?!"
I'm goin' out to FRY Bill Clinton 'cuz Slick's been Traitorin' round with some ChinaMen!!
I said, "I'm goin' out to FRY Slick Willie now he's been scummin' 'round with FRenchGirleyMen!!
Hey MUD, tell me what are you gonna do?!
Hey MUD, tell me what are you gonna do?!
Well I guess I'll Whup Bill Clinton...that's what I'll do!!
Yes, I guess I'll Whup the Lib'rals afore I'm through!!
Hey MUD...tell me where are you gonna go?!
Hey dude, tell US how's it all gonna go?!
Well, I think we'll throw down in our Capital...Re-Impeach RATS' 'HO!!
Yes, I think Left'll go down and then ALL MEN Shall Be FRee!!
And there justa might be a hangman's rope gonna be put around Slick...Treason's a Capital Crime...YEAH!!
FReegards...MUD (12/18/2002)
"Boldly Just!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix' "Bold As Love")
Angry, MUD smiles...glowering in righteous indignation and rosy redshades...
Queen Hillary, hatefully waits behind Slick...
Slick's felony schemes grow...sneers at RATS' classless crowd!!
Clueless are the braindead young daughters raised by RAT-leftists!!
STOOOOOPIDITY is RAT-punks' Plan...
Once happy Lib'ral armies lay Frozen and Dead...
But Mudboy says, "The Fight Is On!!"
'Cuz we're all boldly JUST!!
Yes, FReepers are boldly JUST!!
Yeah, We're all boldly JUST!!
Just ask the Sultan!!
Ol' Slim is so confident that he bellows Anthems of War...songs ooze pure euphoria!!
Kristinn is young, full of daring...
And really quite steady when the RATS come round!!
JayLaLa is bespeckled but not so mellow...
In fact, I'm trying to say he's FReepin' like me!!
And all these patriot FRiends o' mine FReep next to me...and I to them!!
Devotin' my life to RATS' TRAITOROUS Fool...
But, I'm eh...yeah, I'm Old as MUD!!
Yeah, yeah...
Yes, Right's Bold...Boldly JUST!! (hear me talking, Willie)
We're Bold and Just!!
Just ask Ol' Landru (he knows everything)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Heh heh heh...MUD (12/20/2002)
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