"Hey, MUD!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix' "Hey Joe!!")
Hey MUD...where ya' goin' with that song in yer head?!
I said "Hey MUD!! Where ya goin' with that song in yer head?!"
I'm goin' out to FRY Bill Clinton 'cuz Slick's been Traitorin' round with some ChinaMen!!
I said, "I'm goin' out to FRY Slick Willie now he's been scummin' 'round with FRenchGirleyMen!!
Hey MUD, tell me what are you gonna do?!
Hey MUD, tell me what are you gonna do?!
Well I guess I'll Whup Bill Clinton...that's what I'll do!!
Yes, I guess I'll Whup the Lib'rals afore I'm through!!
Hey MUD...tell me where are you gonna go?!
Hey dude, tell US how's it all gonna go?!
Well, I think we'll throw down in our Capital...Re-Impeach RATS' 'HO!!
Yes, I think Left'll go down and then ALL MEN Shall Be FRee!!
And there justa might be a hangman's rope gonna be put around Slick...Treason's a Capital Crime...YEAH!!
FReegards...MUD (12/18/2002)
"Boldly Just!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix' "Bold As Love")
Angry, MUD smiles...glowering in righteous indignation and rosy redshades...
Queen Hillary, hatefully waits behind Slick...
Slick's felony schemes grow...sneers at RATS' classless crowd!!
Clueless are the braindead young daughters raised by RAT-leftists!!
STOOOOOPIDITY is RAT-punks' Plan...
Once happy Lib'ral armies lay Frozen and Dead...
But Mudboy says, "The Fight Is On!!"
'Cuz we're all boldly JUST!!
Yes, FReepers are boldly JUST!!
Yeah, We're all boldly JUST!!
Just ask the Sultan!!
Ol' Slim is so confident that he bellows Anthems of War...songs ooze pure euphoria!!
Kristinn is young, full of daring...
And really quite steady when the RATS come round!!
JayLaLa is bespeckled but not so mellow...
In fact, I'm trying to say he's FReepin' like me!!
And all these patriot FRiends o' mine FReep next to me...and I to them!!
Devotin' my life to RATS' TRAITOROUS Fool...
But, I'm eh...yeah, I'm Old as MUD!!
Yeah, yeah...
Yes, Right's Bold...Boldly JUST!! (hear me talking, Willie)
We're Bold and Just!!
Just ask Ol' Landru (he knows everything)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Heh heh heh...MUD (12/20/2002)
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