Posted on 10/22/2004 1:08:37 PM PDT by Red Badger
Ann Coulter's Pie Assailants Conservative author survives creamy stage-left attack OCTOBER 22--Meet Phillip Edgar Smith and William Zachary Wolff. The Tucson men, both 24, were arrested last night after throwing cream pies at author Ann Coulter during her speech at the University of Arizona. One pie connected with the conservative commentator's shoulder. Smith, a UA student, and Wolff were charged with criminal damage, a felony, and misdemeanor counts of disorderly conduct and assault. The felony charge resulted from damage to a backdrop that school officials estimated at $3000. The pie provocateurs were booked into the Pima County Adult Detention Center--where the below mug shots were snapped--and scheduled for a court appearance today. If you're wondering about the sheets Smith and Wolff are wearing, they're not Bedouins. As a courtesy, the Pima jailers use them to cover the lockup's standard-issue orange jumpsuits. (1 page)
That would explain the red nose on Punk #2
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Hell, in Maricopa county, they'd be wearing pink underwear for their photos. |
Dumb and Dumber?
I believe they were to hide their orange prison jumpsuits. As if that helped 'em. Are we trying to make them not look like convicts? Cause it didn't work.
They probably live w/ each other...
Run & Stumpy?
Howdy
Poor homely creatures, little wonder they abhor intellectual and physical beauty.
The fellow on the right appears to be either wearing a prosthetic nose, or he is victim to quite an unfortunate accident of dermatological coloration.
If they had scored a direct kit the two losers would have a chaulk outline instead of a sheet.
naw, he'd have stayed on stage :o)
Heh... it looks like the guy on the right took a pretty good punch to the nose.
The one on the left is scary. Look at his eyes.
She said, "If liberals want to take the fight to the streets, they're going to get their asses kicked, because we have the MEN and we have the GUNS."
I love her.
Just damn.
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I wanna hear these guys squealing for their Mommas about how it's unfair they are being punished for their political expression and legitimate protest, etc., etc.
It seems that nobody who commits civil disobedience is willing to accept the punishment that goes along with it. But if one doesn't accept punishment, it's not very noble, is it?
Anyone have a link to the video?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/gallery/gallery_a.html
You will find links there to other portions of the DU gallery. Some of the pictures are -- well,...exactly what you'd expect to find at DU.
I wish on all that is holy that I could have been there.
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