Posted on 10/16/2004 2:47:01 PM PDT by Joseph Leming
Dear Mr. Bin Laden,
I am writing this letter on behalf of all progressive thinking Americans. We want to let you know how hard we are working to defeat our common enemy George W. Bush. We want to assure you that you are not alone in your hatred of America and we sympathize with your struggle against this Arab hating country. We have also seen how our greedy corporations have insulted your culture by subjecting you and your enlightened followers to our silly materialism. We are not in agreement with the imperialist crusaders who follow the evil George Bush. We are enlightened, tolerant, openminded and wish you no harm. We wish to live in peace with you so you and your freedom fighters can continue oppressing arabs and killing innocent people while we look the other way. We are the only ones who saw the wisdom of Sept. 11th. We recognized that the attacks were done not out of hate, but out of love. We realize that you were only trying to show us the error of our evil ways. Spain was enlightened enough to recognize their errors with the bombings in Madrid but America is not as intelligent as the Spanish. With Allah's help Senator John Kerry will win this election on Nov. 2nd. Please don't be alarmed with the Senators tough talk about killing the terrorists. In America you have to win over some of the racist evil arab haters to win a Presidential election. Senator Kerry really means you no harm and if you look at his past you will see many examples of Sen. Kerry's anti-American work. Sen. Kerry has a distinctive record of aligning himself with America's intellectually superior enemies from the early 1970's to today. After the Senator's misguided four month stint in Vietnam, he saw the error of his ways and proceeded to expose our greedy racist military for war crimes. Senator Kerry more recently worked against our arab hating greedy military by voting against an $87 Billion supplemental that supplied bullets, fuel and body armor to those evil imperialist crusaders. If you still doubt Senator Kerry's sincerity, just ask the communist Vietnamese or communist sadanista leader Daniel Ortega. Senator Kerry met with both of these thoughtful superior American enemies to demonstrate to them that he was not a typical greedy capitalist pig. If Senator Kerry is successful in fooling, I mean convincing the American people that he will protect them, I am sure he would be willing to meet with you to work out our differences. I am positive that Sen. Kerry would be willing to offer a symbolic gesture in the form of financial aid to compensate you and the families of the freedom fighters who died while fighting against our greedy arab hating military. With Allah's help, Sen. Kerry will be the new President and we can work together to reign in America's arrogance and military power. May Allah bless you and you courageous freedom fighters.
Sincerely, America's Liberals
Ping
I would make only one change.
Sincerely, The Democratic Party of the Untied States.
That should about cover it all.
Paragraphs are nice.
Sorry, the DEAR BINNY letter won't wash. The dude is toast some where in the BORA BORA mountains. We don't hear from him either, so why write?
Good one! I especially like the part about John Kerry saying he'll go after terrorists, then saying he has to say that to appease Americans, and then giving examples of how he has been a traitor to this country!
You really got into the minds of the DNC. Does that make you feel like you need to be decontaminated? ;-)
Bump for a good post.
I agree with you that Osama's not of this world anymore, but I still think it's a great post, and could actually go out to all the terrorists in the world.
This note was intended to assist the poster and in the hopes you would pass the information on. No offense meant to you or the other dude who posts "Paragraphs are your friend" without an explanation.
Tarreezzzaaa can deliver it to him, she seems to know where Bush is hiding him, just give it to her.
I have 2 open letters for Osama, "FU"
Gotta agree. Give him the W sign. If someone doesn't like it, drop the two side fingers.
You don't even need to use Ps in FreeRepublic's interface any more. You can simply hit "Enter" a few times. As long as you don't use any other tags, it will make the tags for you.
Maybe you can explain this message, written in white shoe polish on the windows of an old car: "Osama and Bush are Homies"
That means they're friends, right?
Is this supposed to be anti-Bush? Is it supposed to make a point? Can't liberals be a little more clear, or at least buy a REAL bumper sticker?
Point taken.
Thank you. You are a gentleman.
Please add this....
So it is safe now for you to come out of hiding.
Hop into your Toyota SUV, and motor on into Afghanistan
to collect your Nobel peace prise from former President Jimmy Carter.
He is waiting for you. Load up a bunch of your body guards also if you like.
Love and Kisses....GWB.
P.S. pay no attention to the Prediator drone following you, It is a welcome wagon sent to greet you.
funny stuff!
Mr. Bin Laden,
Come to main street USA with your pansy crew. Do you have the gonads to face an American man one-on-one?
No, I didn't think so.
Sincerely,
One Angry White Male with Terrorist-Homocidal Tendencies
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