Posted on 10/10/2004 4:58:55 AM PDT by Liz
Because of your superior knowledge and expertise, you have been given the task of springing an October Surprise on the Kerry camp. Post the details here.
MY OCTOBER SURPRISES LIST:
(1) Terayza's accountant will disclose Terayza purchases cases of Hunt's Tomato Ketchup.
(2) John Kerry's Nantucket instructor will acknowledge that Kerry's windsurfing skills suck.
(3) PETA will file suit against Kerry for endangering the life of a hamster.
(4) Pres Bush announces he will name Ralph Nader Secy of Commerce.
(5) The Ntl Enquirer will publish nude photos of Kerry that nobody is actually interested in seeing.
(6) For big bucks, Kerry's personal butler will tell-all about John's disgusting personal hygeine habits.
(7) Terayza's plastic surgeon will reveal on MTV that she has had silicone implants on her hips. (Don't even ask why.)
(8) Motel 6 has videos of Kerry and the Ntl Enquirer's got 'em.
I am hoping for a HUGE turnout and a BIG Bush and GOP win of MORE House and Senate Seats.Texas by itself should bring 4-5 House seats, due to redistricting. PLUS the fact that a long-time Democrat walked across the aisle early January this year.
GO, GOP, GO !!!!!
Ive been hearing rummors that someone out there has John Kerrys military medical records and will make them public sometime this month. Im not sure if its the swifvets who have them. I have heard that those records could be pretty damning. Could this the one of the October suprises ??
The Duelfer Repost states that 53 Chemical WMDs have been found in Iraq since June of this year. The complete report is available on the following CIA website:
http://www2.cia.gov/Iraqs_WMD_Vol3.pdf
Check out Page 30.
Forty one SAKR-18 Sarin tipped rockets were found in one location. The SAKR-18 is an Egyption manufactured copy of the Soviet BM-21. Each Rocket has a range of 20-40 Km depending on the rocket motor and carries a 38 Kg war head. This particular version of the SAKR carries the capability of dispersing smoke for battlefield concealment. Anyone of these fired into a population center or smuggled into a public gathering could easily inflict 10X – 100X the casualties of 911. The real danger was in one of these getting into the hands of terrorists.
hehe! Thanks.There will be some "pep rally" threads between now and the election, you can be sure.
In fact, there was kind of one today:
Black is Black (an honest criticism
of some fellow FReepers and also of liberals)My post was #104 there.
Last I checked, no more than 30% of Americans even vote.
BTT
After he cleans them up.
Oh what a beautiful story! If only................(sigh)
Yep, and the MSM wouldn't report it anyway.
Bin Laden KIA in Pakistan.
5.56mm
When played the DVD's show close up video of Exploding Twin Towers and fellow American citizens jumping to their deaths.
But even that may not be enough to break through their Bush Hatred.!!
The libs would be roused to vote, b/c they blame 9/11 on Bush.
Would make intersting reading alright.
Proof will emerge that Kerry received a less than honorable discharge.
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