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YOU HAVE BEEN CHARGED WITH SPRINGING AN OCTOBER SURPRISE ON JOHN KERRY (post the details here)
Nov 10, 2004 | COPYRIGHT 2004

Posted on 10/10/2004 4:58:55 AM PDT by Liz

Because of your superior knowledge and expertise, you have been given the task of springing an October Surprise on the Kerry camp. Post the details here.

MY OCTOBER SURPRISES LIST:

(1) Terayza's accountant will disclose Terayza purchases cases of Hunt's Tomato Ketchup.

(2) John Kerry's Nantucket instructor will acknowledge that Kerry's windsurfing skills suck.

(3) PETA will file suit against Kerry for endangering the life of a hamster.

(4) Pres Bush announces he will name Ralph Nader Secy of Commerce.

(5) The Ntl Enquirer will publish nude photos of Kerry that nobody is actually interested in seeing.

(6) For big bucks, Kerry's personal butler will tell-all about John's disgusting personal hygeine habits.

(7) Terayza's plastic surgeon will reveal on MTV that she has had silicone implants on her hips. (Don't even ask why.)

(8) Motel 6 has videos of Kerry and the Ntl Enquirer's got 'em.


TOPICS: Politics/Elections; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: octobersurprise
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To: Prophet in the wilderness
I am hoping for a HUGE turnout and a BIG Bush and GOP win of MORE House and Senate Seats.

Texas by itself should bring 4-5 House seats, due to redistricting. PLUS the fact that a long-time Democrat walked across the aisle early January this year.

GO, GOP, GO !!!!!


81 posted on 10/10/2004 10:20:49 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: Liz

Ive been hearing rummors that someone out there has John Kerrys military medical records and will make them public sometime this month. Im not sure if its the swifvets who have them. I have heard that those records could be pretty damning. Could this the one of the October suprises ??


82 posted on 10/10/2004 10:30:51 AM PDT by Starhopper (Remember. For evil to conquer,good men need to do nothing.)
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To: MeekOneGOP
LOL,,,,, ROTFL,,, love this pic.
Meek, we need to rally the troops, get the word out, LETS MAKE A STAND NOW, and LET OUR VOICES BE HEARD.
LETS MAKE THE EARTH RUMBLE AND SHAKE, FREEPERS/REPUBLICANS/CONSERVITVES/CHRISTIANS/PEOPLE WHO LOVE AMERICA/ come on now, LETS GET ON THE BALL NOW.
LETS GET THE VOTE OUT LIKE THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN.
WE WILL MAKE A STATMENT like the ASSIES DID YESTERDAY.
The ASSIES said to America, HEY MATE , LETS KICK SOME TERRIST BEHIND.
83 posted on 10/10/2004 10:40:00 AM PDT by Prophet in the wilderness (PSALM 53 : 1 The ( FOOL ) hath said in his heart , There is no GOD .)
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To: Liz

The Duelfer Repost states that 53 Chemical WMDs have been found in Iraq since June of this year. The complete report is available on the following CIA website:

http://www2.cia.gov/Iraqs_WMD_Vol3.pdf

Check out Page 30.

Forty one SAKR-18 Sarin tipped rockets were found in one location. The SAKR-18 is an Egyption manufactured copy of the Soviet BM-21. Each Rocket has a range of 20-40 Km depending on the rocket motor and carries a 38 Kg war head. This particular version of the SAKR carries the capability of dispersing smoke for battlefield concealment. Anyone of these fired into a population center or smuggled into a public gathering could easily inflict 10X – 100X the casualties of 911. The real danger was in one of these getting into the hands of terrorists.


84 posted on 10/10/2004 10:40:45 AM PDT by Natural Law
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To: Prophet in the wilderness
hehe! Thanks.

There will be some "pep rally" threads between now and the election, you can be sure.

In fact, there was kind of one today:

Black is Black (an honest criticism
of some fellow FReepers and also of liberals)

My post was #104 there.


85 posted on 10/10/2004 10:46:44 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: Prophet in the wilderness; Liz; MeekOneGOP
There are many 'disgruntled' Republicans true. Also many of the same with Dems.

Last I checked, no more than 30% of Americans even vote.

BTT

86 posted on 10/10/2004 11:21:50 AM PDT by Happy2BMe (Just 23 more days until November 2nd.)
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To: OESY

After he cleans them up.


87 posted on 10/10/2004 11:53:44 AM PDT by beckysueb (W for Prez)
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To: cardinal4

Oh what a beautiful story! If only................(sigh)


88 posted on 10/10/2004 11:57:44 AM PDT by beckysueb (W for Prez)
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To: Prophet in the wilderness

Yep, and the MSM wouldn't report it anyway.


89 posted on 10/10/2004 12:05:12 PM PDT by beckysueb (W for Prez)
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To: Liz

Bin Laden KIA in Pakistan.


90 posted on 10/10/2004 12:07:23 PM PDT by texasmountainman (proud father of a U.S. Marine)
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To: Liz
I would really like to see the details of Tereza and John's pre-nup.

5.56mm

91 posted on 10/10/2004 12:10:50 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: Liz
Thousands of free copies of Micheal Moore's propaganda DVD show up where Liberals congregate.

When played the DVD's show close up video of Exploding Twin Towers and fellow American citizens jumping to their deaths.

But even that may not be enough to break through their Bush Hatred.!!

92 posted on 10/10/2004 1:27:37 PM PDT by HP8753 (Bypass Online News Sites Registration>>>> www.bugmenot.com)
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To: HP8753

The libs would be roused to vote, b/c they blame 9/11 on Bush.


93 posted on 10/10/2004 1:40:07 PM PDT by Liz (The man who establishes the reputation of rising at dawn, can sleep til noon.)
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To: M Kehoe

Would make intersting reading alright.


94 posted on 10/10/2004 1:41:44 PM PDT by Liz (The man who establishes the reputation of rising at dawn, can sleep til noon.)
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To: Liz

Proof will emerge that Kerry received a less than honorable discharge.


95 posted on 10/10/2004 1:52:50 PM PDT by Truth29
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