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1 posted on 09/30/2004 11:16:08 AM PDT by pabianice
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Looks like the "Screwdriver" will be the beverage of choice for the drinking game tonight.

My husband has "Vietnam" as his word.

I have "I have a plan" as my phrase.

Off to get some Absolut.


70 posted on 09/30/2004 11:41:47 AM PDT by Republican Red (We're going to win one for the gipper...they're going to lose one for the flipper)
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Since sKerry and his brain-dead minions thinks he doesn't need the warning light someone ought to tell him he doesn't need to wear his pants either, since he'll be standing behind a podium. After all, mighty dan rather and all the other leftist anchors don't wear their pants when they broadcast the news, and sKerry wants to emulate his water boys, er... heroes.
72 posted on 09/30/2004 11:42:38 AM PDT by Auntie Dem (Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Terrorist lovers gotta go!)
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THIS is the true spirit of Campaign Kerry: 'WE get to make the rules and WE get to change them when we feel like it.'

Previously known as the Toricelli Maneuver...

74 posted on 09/30/2004 11:43:05 AM PDT by ErnBatavia ("Dork"; a 60's term for a 60's kinda guy: JFK)
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Just like a liberal. Bring a screwdriver to a hammer fight.


75 posted on 09/30/2004 11:43:43 AM PDT by IamConservative (A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.)
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What time are the debates on tonite?


76 posted on 09/30/2004 11:43:50 AM PDT by diamond6 (Everyone who is for abortion has already been born. Ronald Reagan)
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I seriously doubt if Kerry elitist even know which end of a screwdriver to use.
78 posted on 09/30/2004 11:45:17 AM PDT by Busywhiskers (Non entia multiplicandia sunt prater necessetatum. William Occam)
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If stupidity had a color it would be orange.

First the Kerry campaign decides to dye their candidate to make him look tanned and all it will succeed in doing is having people focus on the phoniness of Kerry.

Now they are bringing attention to the timing lights, in a fight they can't win, and all it will do is add focus to how often Kerry speaks over the time limits and breaks the rules.

Great entertainment!

79 posted on 09/30/2004 11:45:31 AM PDT by Entropy Squared
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Kerry, the Rebel without a Clue.


82 posted on 09/30/2004 11:47:28 AM PDT by GraniteStateConservative (...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
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It's ok. We have the hammer which trumps the screwdriver any day:'
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87 posted on 09/30/2004 11:50:03 AM PDT by CindyDawg
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If he won't abide by the light then use one of those screech horns like they use at sporting events.


89 posted on 09/30/2004 11:50:53 AM PDT by TASMANIANRED (What did Kerry know and when did he know it?)
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When you've got about fifteen different positions on every issue, it's pretty tough to explain it all in just a minute or two, so who can blame the guy?


90 posted on 09/30/2004 11:52:01 AM PDT by jpl (John Kerry is the 2-7 offsuit in the great Presidential poker game.)
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Sounds like something a left-wing fascist democrat would say. Like Madeline Albright (liar extraordinary) calling all the radio stations in Florida and saying that John Kerry would tell the truth tonight, when she lied, and lied some more for Clinton and did nothing when the Islamic Terrorist attacked over 7 times.


93 posted on 09/30/2004 11:55:17 AM PDT by YOUGOTIT
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To this, a Kerry spokesman replied, "We're bringing our own screwdriver and we'll disconnect the light ourselves if we have to."

And here's hoping that the police/security will have enough stones to remove the campaign people if they f--- with the lights.

95 posted on 09/30/2004 11:56:43 AM PDT by mhking
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What do you expect from elitists who BELIEVE they are above the rules.


97 posted on 09/30/2004 11:57:22 AM PDT by intolerancewillNOTbetolerated (I suck at my current job, so PROMOTE me. - Peter-Principle Kerry)
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"We're bringing our own screwdriver and we'll disconnect the light ourselves if we have to."

I have the prefect image for this, the one of the Democratic Party Seal with the baby wailing away. How does one attach an image?

Typical liberal, can't abide by the rules!

106 posted on 09/30/2004 12:03:33 PM PDT by Fruitbat
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Maybe the GOP should bring it's own Bull Sh%# Flag to hoist directly in front of the Kerry podium everytime Kerry goes off on another tangent or his nose starts growing.


108 posted on 09/30/2004 12:05:29 PM PDT by Fruitbat
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"We're bringing our own screwdriver

Is Ted Kennedy in this debate?

109 posted on 09/30/2004 12:06:17 PM PDT by JPJones ("We'll cross all our tee's and dot all our.....lower case j's")
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sKerry....if you bring your screw drivers and rip out the lights....they'll be NO MORE DEBATES!!!

James Baker will see to that....you stupid FOOL!!!

114 posted on 09/30/2004 12:09:41 PM PDT by shield (The Greatest Scientific Discoveries of the Century Reveal God!!!! by Dr. H. Ross, Astrophysicist)
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I'd like to watch them try to figure out how to use it.


115 posted on 09/30/2004 12:10:03 PM PDT by wtc911 (I have half a Snickers...it was given to me by a CIA guy as we went into Cambodia)
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Just when I think Kerry can't get any worse he does something like this. Hours before the debate, unreal.


116 posted on 09/30/2004 12:11:14 PM PDT by TBall
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