[pabianice]

Contact Spoiled Brats for Kerry

[mmyers]

I voted for the lights before I voted against them!

[grobdriver]

THIS is the true spirit of Campaign Kerry: 'WE get to make the rules and WE get to change them when we feel like it.'

Sounds familiar.
"Stroke of the pen, law of the land. Cool"

[Veto!]

"We're bringing our own screwdriver and we'll disconnect the light ourselves if we have to."

What they're bringing is their own Screw-up candidate who's totally disconnected from the American people. His supporters have no chance of unscrewing him.

[Phantom Lord]

"Good evening America, I'm Jim Leher of PBS News. Tonight we bring you the first of 3 debates between President George W Bush and challenger Sen. John F Kerry. Prior to the debate both candidates agreed to a 'warning light' to indicate when their time was running out and expired. Sen. Kerry, being a long winded gas bag has renegged on the agreement and his time has disabled his warning light."

Not that this would ever be said.

[marty60]

ARE THESE PEOPLE NUTS. LIKE THE SS WOULD LET A EVIL DUM GET NEAR BUSH WITH A SCREWDRIVER

[Constitution Day]

To this, a Kerry spokesman replied, "We're bringing our own screwdriver and we'll disconnect the light ourselves if we have to."

They should have no problem finding a screwdriver in a campaign that wants to screw this country.

[cvq3842]

Interesting. Rush Limbaugh said today that Kerry will probably try to break the rules somehow for a "dramatic moment."

It will be fun to watch it backfire, if he tries.

[Brilliant]

Screwdriver? I thought he said before that he's bringing a rifle. Well, maybe he's gonna bring both.

[tacticalogic]

Kerry Campaign is now panicing at the thought that Mr. Debater will not have enough time for each answer all the different answers he wishes to give, and are demanding that the lights be removed.

[curtish]

I bet they have some judge force the removal the lights or postpone the debate. They would love to postpone the debate because every time Kerry opens his he losses votes.

[gov_bean_ counter]

We're bringing our own screwdriver

Terezzza wants a fuzzy navel.

[theFIRMbss]

>"We're bringing a screwdriver"

While Kerry's talking, those will come in handy. I'll have one or two, too . . .

[spectre]

Oh please, let them try it...I love it when they screw up.

sw

[raivyn]

Well I really think we should be fair here...
I mean, after all we need to give Mr. Kerry enough time to debate all his positions.

[beansox]

are the lights orange?

[beansox]

are the lights orange?

[doug from upland]

Actually, the quote is from Kennedy. John is bringing the orange juice.

[cwiz24]

Maybe when they bring the screwdrivers to the debates, they can also bring along all the 'W' keys from the keyboards that "disappeared" after Clinton left office. The Dems are so destructive.

[CDB]

Kerry makes North Korea's Kim Jong Il seem like a more honest guy.

[F16Fighter]

A Kerry spokesman replied, "We're bringing our own screwdriver and we'll disconnect the light ourselves if we have to."

Maybe while they're at it, they can can disconnect the 10-watt bulb between Kerry's ears.