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JFK [Kerry] Plays Touch Football
PowerLine ^ | 9-26-04 | John Hinderaker

Posted on 09/25/2004 11:17:33 PM PDT by bellevuesbest

We have documented, on many occasions, John Kerry's obsessive need to present himself to the public as an athlete and sportsman. He takes camera crews with him as he goes biking in spandex outfits; he snowboards in the Rockies wearing a daisy flower pull zipper; he windsurfs off Nantucket; he keeps airplanes waiting while he plays catch on the tarmac; and he bounces a ceremonial first pitch far in front of home plate at Fenway Park, later explaining that he lobbed the ball because the National Guardsman who was poised to catch the ball behind the plate was so nervous.

He even went so far as to take a crew of reporters with him while he went to a sporting goods store to buy a jockstrap.

What on earth possesses him to do these things? It's one thing to get some exercise; it's something else to repeatedly, day after day, show off in spandex before a horde of newspapermen.

My theory is that Kerry is trying to live up to his image of John Kennedy. That theory was reinforced today as Kerry re-enacted an archetypal Kennedy event: a touch football game on the Esplanade in Boston. Kerry summoned camera crews to watch him walk from his Boston mansion to the Esplanade, football in hand. He ordered his entourage to form up into teams, as chosen by him, and then directed the action as the cameras recorded every athletic moment. He even dragooned an eleven-year-old Indian boy to participate in the photo-op,

Somehow, though, these events never quite work for Kerry. He's too much like the Monopoly man in the top hat to be a convincing jock. Nevertheless, for what it's worth, we'll give Kerry his due. Here he is, looking his best in a carefully staged athletic photo op:



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1 posted on 09/25/2004 11:17:33 PM PDT by bellevuesbest
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Well, the problem is that Kerry is a liberal limp wristed male. He plays "touchy feely" football.


2 posted on 09/25/2004 11:19:17 PM PDT by Enterprise (The left hates the Constitution. Islamic Fascism hates America. Natural allies.)
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To: bellevuesbest

If that's his best jock shot, I'd sure as heck hate to see his worst!


3 posted on 09/25/2004 11:21:12 PM PDT by Rightfootforward
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The only guy I know who plays football in a polo shirt. What a MORON!

Good thing he didn't get hurt (Probably would have put in for another Purple Heart)

4 posted on 09/25/2004 11:22:24 PM PDT by Fishman1 (Freedom is for those who fight for it!)
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If that's his best jock shot, I'd sure as heck hate to see his worst!

Your wish is my command......enjoy

5 posted on 09/25/2004 11:24:10 PM PDT by spokeshave (<img src="http://photopile.com/photos/dead/auctions/146584.jpg">)
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He looks so stupid in that picture. He is scared to death of the ball hitting his ugly face. I would hate to see this wimp in the pocket being chased by a few linebackers. On second thought, that would make a beautiful picture.


6 posted on 09/25/2004 11:25:54 PM PDT by rdl6989
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To: Enterprise

I saw some of the footage, it was horrible. Kerry threw a very short pass to some guy (who had a look of fear in his eyes). Instead of a touch pass, Kerry hooked it and caught the guy square in the chest. Then JFK was flipping the pigskin backhand to someone in a move you'd use in basketball. Obvious that he learned his skills somewhere in Switzerland at a boarding school.


7 posted on 09/25/2004 11:27:32 PM PDT by FastCoyote
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To: bellevuesbest

http://www.footballfansfortruth.us/


8 posted on 09/25/2004 11:28:29 PM PDT by bellevuesbest
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To: bellevuesbest
Lambert Field:


9 posted on 09/25/2004 11:31:51 PM PDT by bellevuesbest
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To: bellevuesbest
Oh brother...


10 posted on 09/25/2004 11:33:17 PM PDT by Dallas59
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Loved that site, although there comes a point when you just get too much of that face & can't look anymore!!


11 posted on 09/26/2004 12:22:12 AM PDT by blondee123 (Proud Member of the FR Pajama Blogger Brigade - New Sheriffs in Town!)
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To: Dallas59
Someone in the press should offer him a hacky-sac on the tarmac - there'd be plenty of great photos as Kerry went for the gold in the competition to look kool. All he is doing is setting himself up for attacks like the windsurfing flip flop ad where he appears to wipe out. He's handing them the footage.
12 posted on 09/26/2004 12:24:15 AM PDT by Wally_Kalbacken
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To: bellevuesbest
My theory is that Kerry is trying to live up to his image of John Kennedy.

Theres living up to a great man and ripping off his life trying to mak it your own! So here to sicken you, From the same people that brought you the Lincoln / Kennedy Penny, comes:

The Amazing Kennedy / Kerry Coinnsciences!


1. Both are from Massacusetts!
2. Both were Senators from Both are from Massacusetts!
3. Both named John!
4. Both have same initials JFK!
5. Kerry has 2 'R's' in his last name. Kennedy has 2 'N's' in his last name!
6. Both families knew each other!
7. Both played football....badly!
8. Kennedy was a PT Boat Commander. Kerry was Swift Boat Commander
9. Both were Lieutenants
10. Kennedy risked his life to save his men. Kerry risked infection (thank God for Bactine!)
11. Kennedy was pro military. Kerry says he's pro military, then he isn't, then he is, then he isn't, the..
12. Both families did not earn their money!
13. Kennedy was a womanizer. Kerry is a Gigalo!

Feel free to add on!

13 posted on 09/26/2004 12:33:58 AM PDT by Bommer (“ To be believable, we must be credible; to be credible, we must be truthful.” Edward R. Murrow)
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These Kennedy impersonators don't know who they are.

Clinton,Gore, Kerry...


14 posted on 09/26/2004 12:47:45 AM PDT by Finalapproach29er ({about the news media} "We'll tell you any sh** you want hear" : Howard Beale --> NETWORK)
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To: bellevuesbest
Sports Illustrated did a poll of their readers on who was a better athlete and sports fan: Bush or Kerry. Anyhow, an overwhelming majority voted Bush the better athlete, something the magazine's editor couldn't understand.

"Clearly Kerry is a much, much, much, much better athlete," he said, noting that Mr. Kerry has long played competitive hockey and also regularly snowboards, Rollerblades, windsurfs and kite-surfs.

"Kite-surfing," Mr. McDonell said, "is the hardest, most radical thing to do. It's what the most extreme surfers are doing."

Mr. Bush, in contrast, was a cheerleader, and not, Mr. McDonell notes, the kind that did flips. "It's like spirit club."

If this editor wants to know why Bush is considered the better athlete, he should take a look at the photo above. If he wants to know why Bush is considered the better sports fan, I have two words for him: Manny Ortez.

15 posted on 09/26/2004 12:56:03 AM PDT by NYCVirago
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"12. Both families did not earn their money!"

Wrong here, Joe Kennedy certainly did earn his money, thanks to the brilliant ratification of the 18th amendment.

I don't know the provenance of any Kerry family money but whatever it is, it must pale in comparison to that of his 10-digit net worth wife.


16 posted on 09/26/2004 1:02:18 AM PDT by WoofDog123
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17 posted on 09/26/2004 1:06:33 AM PDT by igoramus987
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18 posted on 09/26/2004 1:34:50 AM PDT by Watery Tart (From the Anti-DORK antidote emergency eyeball response team....)
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To: bellevuesbest
Kerry is trying to live up to his image of John Kennedy

Exactly. I'm waiting for Kerry to open a family compound on the Cape ;-D

19 posted on 09/26/2004 4:17:11 AM PDT by Right_in_Virginia
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BUMP!!!


20 posted on 09/26/2004 4:28:12 AM PDT by BlessedBeGod
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